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23 M Los Angeles, CA

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5′ 10″ (1.78m)
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Graduated from university
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Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), Other (Okay)

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My self-summary
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Hay there, my name is Stephen and I am the wondrous result of parental coitus. (Or perhaps it is wondrous parental coitus that I am the result of, though, I do hope to never have that answer.) Such is my beginning as is the beginning of everyone and everything, a beginning with one big bang.

If I had to summarize myself into as few words as possible I would say that I am a. In more words, but still at a basic level, I am a student of continual improvement and critical thinking. To me, life is about fulfilling one's self-interest while trying not to be the villain of other's stories.

I believe that through the power of the internet, patience and the word fuck, anything is possible.

What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Self-Control. Attempting to build it, enjoying building it and soaking in that sweet sweet fulfillment.

Working for Dr. Telamericorp by day, contemplating various entrepreneurship by night.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
- My jokes are no joke

- I enjoy making analogies
(I hope you aren't anal about analogies)

- I had played the trumpet since 5th grade and for a little while in college and I like to think that I was pretty good, not to toot my own horn. A skilled gay trumpeter friend of mine, Colonel Hingus, once called me a "prodigy" when referring to my apparently fast tonguing skills, which among other uses, is very handy in getting to the center of a tootsie pop quickly

- All the perplexingly possible possibly pedantic pun possibilities, which is why I am widely considered by myself to be something of a cunning linguist

- Accidentally cutting myself on serrated can lids, it's uncanny

- One particularly bad cut was so funny that I had myself in stitches
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My super supermodel height.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I'd be happy to share more if you are interested but I tried to narrow down my favorites to lucky number sevens.

Books: God is Not Great, Freakonomics, The Intelligence Paradox, Why Beautiful People Have More Daughters, The Power of Habit, The Evolution of Desire, Guns of the South...(reddit)

Movies: Django Unchained, The Fog of War, Perks of Being a Wall Flower, Fight Club, Silenced(in Korean but amazing), Good Will Hunting, Donnie Darko

Shows: Sherlock(Go watch it, it is awesome and you are most welcome), Death Note, Fullmetal Alchemist, South Park, House of Cards, Breaking Bad, The IT Crowd

(and GoT, I mean, come on! Dragons! GD'it!)

-- In my humble submission, the best comedians provide important and controversial social commentary through the most appreciable medium of all, humor.

George Carlin: The Sanctity Of Life X
Jim Jefferies: On Religion X
Louis C.K.: Being White X
Bill Hicks: It's Just a RideX
David Cross: Time Mug X
Doug Stanhope: No Refunds X
Bo Burnham: .what X

Music: I listen to what sounds good, which mainly depends on my mood. Don't worry though, I find that on long trips I much more enjoy talking with travel buddies as opposed to listening to music that makes someone want to say "I'm going to take this fucking car off the nearest cliff!" (My crazy aunt's crazy quote, it's kind of a crazy story...)

Ludovico Einaudi - Divenire X
Digitalism - Miami Showdown X
The Clash - Train in Vain X
Rob Bailey and The Hustle Standard - Hungry X (amazing workout song)
The Lonely Island - I Just Had Sex X
Death From Above 1979 - You're a woman, I'm a machine

Michael Jackson - Billie Jean X

*** Hit me with your suggestions and I will reciprocate.

Good, nay, great to know!:

How to Change a Habit X
Why do we kiss? X
Why do we wear clothes? X
Why are things cute? X
The Meaning of Life X
Why do we laugh? X
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- Freeeeedooommmm!!! (Braveheart, not patriotism)
- The discussion and debate of ideas
- Recognizing my own errors and improving
- Motivating & emotive music
- Doing jaw-dropping things with my face
- Women jaw-droppingly more considerate than me
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
- how to not give a fuck about that which I don't want to give a fuck about so that I can do that which I do give a fuck about.

- Brains were built by nature. Human brains were built by nature. Humans can modify nature. Humans can modify human brains. The future of better built brains leaves the future of possibilities endless and I love guessing what will happen in the future.

- The concept of Basic Income X and what normal people are going to do to survive and feel valued within society and within themselves once much or most of human labor isn't needed.
(Change and winter are coming peeps)

- The necessary but terribly unfortunate plight of shoes. They hold us up, but all we ever do is put them down and walk all over them.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Maintaining my 7 billion way tie for least number of world records held consecutively during one lifetime.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm actually a cereal killer...but only at breakfast time.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–28
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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- You wanna get mugged.