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ChairminMeow

23 Lakewood, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–49
  • Located anywhere
  • For short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 12:30am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Aquarius
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Banking / Finance
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Other (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I'm logical, positive and slutty (with high standards).

Embellishment is everywhere and welcome to the best dating profile on the internet!
What I’m doing with my life
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I work in real estate.

I'm getting my side business going.

I challenge myself.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Accidentally cutting myself on cans, it's uncanny.

One cut was so funny that it had me in stitches.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My pornographic memory.

It's like a photographic memory but with more exposure.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I like reddit, personal growth and learning about competition between and within men and women.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
inches.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Seasonal Affective Disorder.

It would be funny if it wasn't so sad.
You should message me if
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^ that was hilarious.

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