Look, who are we kidding... Those shoes hurt. And this tie is choking me. But if it's a classy occasion, we'll wear them well, save each other from boring conversations, and sneak secret looks at one another from across the ballroom floor. And the minute we get home, we're throwing them off and putting on our comfy clothes... deal?
Well, the throwing them off part at least... And for the record, you're the one in heels and I'm wearing the tie – in case that wasn't clear.