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My self-summary
About Me: I'm a third generation Brooklynite who loves my city, my friends, and my family. I also love my dog and my job. And coconuts.

About You: I'm looking for a hot best friend who can find the funny in any situation. You should be honest, caring, and intelligent.
What I’m doing with my life
I co-founded and run my own web business.
I’m really good at
Doing voices, being silly, knowing song lyrics, being a good friend, whistling, details and organization.
The first things people usually notice about me
It's impossible to answer this question without sounding conceited or self deprecating. That being said, maybe it's that I'm an overthinker?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movies: The Big Lebowski, Annie Hall, History of the World Part I, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Memento, Star Wars, Donnie Darko, Flirting with Disaster, Breakfast Club, Total Recall (the original obviously), There's Something About Mary, The Royal Tenenbaums, The Game, Edward Scissorhands, Moonrise Kingdom, Fight Club, Being John Malkovich, Pulp Fiction, Amélie, The Jerk, and so many more...

Books: Special Topics in Calamity Physics, A Secret History, The Great Gatsby, Catcher In The Rye, Anything by Roald Dahl, City of Thieves, The Sun Also Rises

TV: Breaking Bad, Mad Men, Seinfeld, Louie, Shameless, Fringe, Arrested Development, Curb Your Enthusiasm, a bunch of crappy reality shows I won't cop to watching right now...

Music: Classic Rock, Reggae, Oldies, Hip Hop, 80s

I love all food as long as it's delicious (and not liver).
The six things I could never do without
TV, avocados, the internet, cabs, friends, family, having more than 6 things.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why old people like to feed birds, parallel universes, what my next meal will be, where do lost socks go to die.
On a typical Friday night I am
Spearfishing in the East River, rapping in a Kris Kross cover band, fashioning a bacon bikini, making up typical Friday nights.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I like piña colodas and getting caught in the rain.
You should message me if
You can make me laugh my ass off and want to save each other from this godforsaken website.

You appreciate this:

You actually want to meet up in the REAL world...