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34 Brooklyn, NY Woman


I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 28–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Apr 30
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body type
Judaism, but not too serious about it
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs
English, French (Okay), Esperanto (Poorly), Swahili (Poorly), Sanskrit (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
About Me: I'm a third generation Brooklynite who loves my city, my friends, and my family. I also love my dog and my job. And coconuts.

About You: I'm looking for a hot best friend who can find the funny in any situation. You should be honest, caring, and intelligent.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I co-founded and run my own web business.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Doing voices, being silly, knowing song lyrics, being a good friend, whistling, details and organization.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
It's impossible to answer this question without sounding conceited or self deprecating. That being said, maybe it's that I'm an overthinker?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Movies: The Big Lebowski, Annie Hall, History of the World Part I, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Memento, Star Wars, Donnie Darko, Flirting with Disaster, Breakfast Club, Total Recall (the original obviously), There's Something About Mary, The Royal Tenenbaums, The Game, Edward Scissorhands, Moonrise Kingdom, Fight Club, Being John Malkovich, Pulp Fiction, Amélie, The Jerk, and so many more...

Books: Special Topics in Calamity Physics, A Secret History, The Great Gatsby, Catcher In The Rye, Anything by Roald Dahl, City of Thieves, The Sun Also Rises

TV: Breaking Bad, Mad Men, Seinfeld, Louie, Shameless, Fringe, Arrested Development, Curb Your Enthusiasm, a bunch of crappy reality shows I won't cop to watching right now...

Music: Classic Rock, Reggae, Oldies, Hip Hop, 80s

I love all food as long as it's delicious (and not liver).
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
TV, avocados, the internet, cabs, friends, family, having more than 6 things.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why old people like to feed birds, parallel universes, what my next meal will be.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Spearfishing in the East River, rapping in a Kris Kross cover band, fashioning a bacon bikini, making up typical Friday nights.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I like piña colodas and getting caught in the rain.
You should message me if
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You can make me laugh my ass off and want to save each other from this godforsaken website.

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