25 Columbus, OH
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My self-summary
Snapchat & twitter is a great way to know me : unicornsh8bros

I am very charismatic, it's rare that someone doesn't enjoy my company. That sounds like i'm into myself and well, I am. I have a lot of interests and hope to gain even more throughout the years to come. I'm very easy to talk to, and if you're not good at talking no worries, I can help with that.

I'm not looking for just a good guy, I'm looking for the right guy for me. Whatever that entails. Hopefully a partner in crime. I'm not that romantic and I don't expect who I'm with to be either.

I'm trysexual - meaning I'll try anything once.
What I’m doing with my life
I work with my best friends at the only place I buy clothes.

I don't know why the only option for a pet is cats or dogs. I have a Box turtle. He's older than I am and will probably outlive us all.
I’m really good at
Letting all the nail polish chip off my fingers for weeks after painting them and doing nothing about it.

And other ratchet things.
The first things people usually notice about me
My hair is usually pretty crazy, and I am most likely wearing lots of colors.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Music: Anything and Everything!!! Black Keys, Edward Sharpe, Killers, Jet, Fiona Apple, Jack White, Foo Fighters, RHCP, lady gaga, poison, the XX, TLC, Blondie, Cage the Elephant, New Politics, The Teddybears, Madonna, Prince, Band of Skulls, Everything 90's, Folk, anything Dance-y, electronic, Pop, Rap, Rock, really anything & I mean it.

Shows: BROAD CITY, AHS, Scream, Queens, True Blood, Banshee, 30 Rock, Parks and Rec, Community, GOT, Portlandia, Law & Order SVU, Always sunny, Shameless, Dexter, and lots more.

Movies: All time favorites include The little Mermaid, Ever After, Anchorman, Hot Rod, The Labyrinth, Rocky Horror Picture Show all of the Muppet's movies, anything with Marilyn Monroe, anything Quinton Tarantino. Many more.

Food: ITALIAN!!! SUSHI !!!!! and actually, just about everything. I love trying new foods.
The six things I could never do without
Crazy shoes
Music- It's hard to dance without it
Friendship, really just any sort of human interaction.
My elaborate collection of hair products
Sunshine on sunshine on sunshine
And its a bit lush of me but some good wine

Of course i could live without all these things, i just wouldn't want to :)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Que Sera, Sera. ~ Whatever will be, will be.

oh and sexy stuff. yeah.
On a typical Friday night I am
Looking good and feeling fine.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Well I guess I will admit that I have Narcolepsy. Its not really private though. I like telling people and answering their questions. Good conversation starter.
You should message me if
You want a cat. Mine is being an asshole.

***12/12 revision***
Cat taken. Thank you.

I guess message me if you want a fun date. That's about all I can guarantee.