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30 Austin, TX Man


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  • Ages 21–35
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My Details

Last Online
Oct 30, 2014
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), French (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), German (Okay), Chinese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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You! Yeah kid, you. The one looking funny at all this jazz and pile-up; I'm talking to you. Lets be flat, we're just having a good time while it lasts. I like fermenting things, particularly beer. I like skateboarding, and bikes, and snow boarding, they seem to like me too; it all works out in the end. I went to school in French-Canada, (French people in Canada is a thing), and now I'm back down in the South-west where I was born.

I can fix everything...maybe? Yes.

I enjoy making shit into better shit. I like it janky and haphazard. I like using car and boat batteries in combination with solar panels, UN-insolated wire, alligator clips, and your laptop. Maybe your body too, if you like that.

I love electricity.

I have a rat. Her name is Tesla, and she'll buzz herself down your shirt. You will love it, or squirm in's a pretty one-or-the-other type of thing.

I grew up in Northern Michigan; I'm an electrified wood elf. I like cold, snow, trees, forests, wolverines, and bears. I'll bring a rifle to a knife fight, and win. As far as Texas goes...I don't like the summers, but everything else is just dandy. I take my clothes off when it gets above 80 or's a I've heard.

I love mobility, acceptance and adaptivity. I ran around the continent for about 3 years in my van, and you can throw me just about anywhere and I'll figure out to make it: Survivable, fun, and sustainable - In that order.

I'm pretty sure I can't die.
I'm also pretty sure you could prove me wrong.
And I'm definitely sure I will.

I can write some fierce shit. I read fiercerer, which is a new word I just created. You should have a good idea about my writing power based on the fact I can create words out of thin air.

I am also building a tank, with lights, with music, with's pretty much the best thing ever.

::UPDATE:: Turns out the government won't let me build a tank with guns, or a tank of any design... SO instead, I shall create a school bus of destruction and, mainly (in reality), mischief;
"I aim to to cause trouble. "

And goodbye, or hello...whichever, depending on if you're actually reading this or just scrolling haphazardly looking for a pretty boy with the same favorite movie.
What I’m doing with my life
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Living it. I like talking walks randomly. I also enjoy projects, particularly the ones where I have to learn things about things...and stuff. I learn languages because I feel its the basis of understanding. I know 5 goals is 26. I lay in grass, meet people, build things, fix things, and help people. I walk on train tracks, because they go nowhere. I read books, a lot. I use the shit out of tools, I ride bikes, I can salvage you scared, I touch things, and feel, and smell. Oh yeah, I work , too. <--- For money.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Tinkering. Fixing anything for any reason. Helping people. Exploring. Looking at maps endlessly... Being productive towards anything. Writing. Thinking. People. Toys. Brewing beer.
The first things people usually notice about me
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No idea. It'll differ.

But for the sake...

Curly hair

I'm sure I've come off as everything from annoying to cute. I don't like the question. I'm just repeating what people have said to me.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Other people
My zombie bunker
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Machines, Zombie apocalypse survival, books, essays, projects, myself, wizards, other people, logistics, beer, bikes, improvements, sociology, knives, stress resolution, trees, rodents, math, music... I think about random shit a lot all the time...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Call me on Friday night and we'll find out. I have no idea what I'm doing half the time.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Nothing is private.
You should message me if
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If you want to meet someone to have adventures with and/or explore life with, looking for a project partner, are bored, or just want to meet new friends.

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