I can fix everything...maybe? Yes.
I enjoy making shit into better shit. I like it janky and haphazard. I like using car and boat batteries in combination with solar panels, UN-insolated wire, alligator clips, and your laptop. Maybe your body too, if you like that.
I love electricity.
I have a rat. Her name is Tesla, and she'll buzz herself down your shirt. You will love it, or squirm in disgust...it's a pretty one-or-the-other type of thing.
I grew up in Northern Michigan; I'm an electrified wood elf. I like cold, snow, trees, forests, wolverines, and bears. I'll bring a rifle to a knife fight, and win. As far as Texas goes...I don't like the summers, but everything else is just dandy. I take my clothes off when it gets above 80 or so...it's a win-win...so I've heard.
I love mobility, acceptance and adaptivity. I ran around the continent for about 3 years in my van, and you can throw me just about anywhere and I'll figure out to make it: Survivable, fun, and sustainable - In that order.
I'm pretty sure I can't die.
I'm also pretty sure you could prove me wrong.
And I'm definitely sure I will.
I can write some fierce shit. I read fiercerer, which is a new word I just created. You should have a good idea about my writing power based on the fact I can create words out of thin air.
I am also building a tank, with lights, with music, with guns...it's pretty much the best thing ever.
::UPDATE:: Turns out the government won't let me build a tank with guns, or a tank of any design... SO instead, I shall create a school bus of destruction and, mainly (in reality), mischief;
"I aim to to cause trouble. "
And goodbye, or hello...whichever, depending on if you're actually reading this or just scrolling haphazardly looking for a pretty boy with the same favorite movie.