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Chantezmoi

30 Austin, TX Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Feb 11
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Status
Single
Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), German (Poorly), Chinese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Kind of weird, unconventional would be the P.C. term, but I just prefer weird... strange is acceptable, but it's not as heavy, and it just seems lame. I like political comedy. I like sarcasm and philosophy...and i like them both better when they're combined. I run a bio-diesel company... which is a thing that makes me money. I like tinkering with electronic stuff, and taking things apart, and fixing them (but it's mostly the taking things apart part I like though. It's akin to early surgery, except no one is going to go full-scale ethical on you about cutting open copper and silicon.)

I own a school bus, that's going to be a tank-house. Well, it's going to be at least a house. I'm still trying to figure out a way to fool municipal officials on the tank part. I would like to live in a tank though, or at least have an office-tank. I like food, I can cook moderately well, and I should probably eat more because I forget a lot. I like animals, unless they are assholes. I also like people, unless they are assholes. I'm good at writing, I like coffee, and I definitely relate more to Gen X than the millennials, although neither will claim nor disown me - stuck in that sweet spot in between where you can just not give a fuck about either.

I like pretty things like this:
http://vimeo.com/118946875

But I bring you contrast by also liking the occasional smart-ass/ bad-ass such as this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xbs6eMxa5ds

I'm also not smart enough to describe my own complicity, particularly not in a box set in a series of tubes, so that's all.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Living it. I like talking walks randomly. I also enjoy projects, particularly the ones where I have to learn things about things...and stuff. I learn languages because I feel its the basis of understanding. I know 5ish now...my goals is 26. I like to meet people, build things, fix things. I walk on train tracks, because they go nowhere. I read books. I use the shit out of tools, I ride bikes, I can salvage you scared, I touch things, I work , too. <--- For money.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Tinkering, Fixing crap, Helping people, Exploring, Looking at maps, Toys, Laughing at myself.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
No idea. It'll differ.

But for the sake...

Curly hair
Talkative
Friendly
Reliable
Inconspicuous
Considerate
Creative
Also several people have told me I'm a ninja...

I'm sure I've come off as everything from annoying to cute. I'm just repeating what people have said to me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Dune series, Brave New World, Breakfast of Champions, Sherlock Holmes, Choke, Island, Fight Club, Sand County Almanac, Twenty Thousand Leagues Under the Sea.

Adventure Time, House of Cards (English version), Dr Who, Walking Dead, Last Week Tonight, Comedy Bang! Bang! Archer, Wooster and Jeeves, Bob's Burgers, Firefly, Whitest Kids You Know, Battlestar Galactica, Birthday Boys, Upright Citizens Brigade, Colbert Report, Kids in The Hall.

Regina Spektor, Queen, Ratatat, Dead Prez, Louis Armstrong, Edith Piaf, Lou Reed, Prince, Amanda Palmer, Blackalicious, Dengue Fever, David Bowie, Jeff Buckley, Daft Punk, 8-bit operators, Aesop Rock, Pixies, Saul Williams, Glitch Mob, Tom, Waits.. and just shit like that all over the place.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Other people
A knife
A zombie bunker
A lighter
Batteries
Ducks
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Machines, Zombie apocalypse survival, books, essays, projects, myself, wizards, other people, logistics, beer, bikes, improvements, sociology, knives, stress resolution, trees, rodents, math, music... I think about random shit a lot all the time...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Call me on Friday night and we'll find out. I have no idea what I'm doing half the time.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Nothing is private for me.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you want to meet someone to have adventures with and/or explore life with, looking for a project partner, are bored, or just want to meet new friends.