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34 M London, United Kingdom

My Details

Last Online
Today – 4:56am
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Dropped out of space camp
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
To strive, to seek, to find and not to yield
-Ulysses, Alfred Lord Tennyson

It's about time for a change here, long overdue in fact.

My previous profile extolled my randomness and chaotic manner. I've changed a lot this past year, largely for the better, and so in turn should my representation to the dating community.

I'm a geek, a lover, a mentalist and often rather silly. I'm motivated in odd ways but primarily through the acquisition of joy.

I am madly, deeply, in love with my partner of some time, Yllacaspia.

Should you choose to meet me you'll find a genuinely compassionate, often confused, wonderfully smart longhair with a penchant for strangely configured beards and moustaches.

I like cycling, playing computer games, reading fiction, learning how to negotiate my way through working and social life, being surprised and causing surprise in others.

I like to help people where I can and often base what I do on how best to achieve that.

I prefer to meet in person than chat on OKC for extended periods of time. I have many internet friends and finding more isn't why I'm here.

Make yourself known. We're going to have a great time.
What I’m doing with my life
I believe I want to fix everything, this often leaves me tired and frustrated. That said when I do fix something my joy is unbounded.
I’m really good at
Cycling, geekery, doing what I shouldn't, getting shit done, comma separated lists, massages, grand gestures, mischief, chaos, love.
The first things people usually notice about me
Beard or moustache depending, long hair, glasses, Grey-blue eyes. A well spoken voice with a slightly generic accent. Cheeky fucking grin.
The six things I could never do without
The people I love, Technology, A good pair of boots, Contact, Enjoyment, Subversion
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Fictional videos to songs.
On a typical Friday night I am
In the pub for a few hours more than likely. What happens afterwards is very much in the hands of fate.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a Prince Albert piercing.
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 24–50
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
I would like to hear from you if you are a strong, intelligent, fun person. I'm not looking for relationships or romance but I'm always up for meeting new friends.

Ultimately the real reason you should message me is that you fancy a drink and want an interesting companion to go with it. I fucking love sitting in pubs putting the world to rights and if that sounds great to you we should probably do it together sometime.