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ChaosDesigner

36 F Sacramento, CA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 1:42pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Management
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
First, I' m not a girl known to promote selfies, hence the stair shots, as I know guys are visual. I'm better in person, but that's up to you to decide.

How do I sum myself up? I’d like to say my mind is my best feature. Or my heart. My grandfather used to say I was all heart. He also used to offer that I could have anything my little heart desired. I told him to make up his mind.

At the core I can find humor in anything- I enjoy making others laugh and can't imagine life without laughter. My job pushes me to be a salesperson but in the dating arena not so much so as my southern values arise.

Sometimes I find the movie gag reels funnier than the actual movie. Friends would say I have smarts,compassion, style, sass, spunk, sensitivity, athleticism, all in one package.

I do have a few confessions- I like chick flicks, such as You've Got Mail, Pretty Woman, Braveheart, and Bad Santa. I kick butt at Scattergories. I could watch The Other Guys over and over. I can quote Top Gun line for line and if you can go toe to toe, email me now. My friends refuse to watch it with me anymore because I say the lines before Maverick and Goose.

What I am looking for….I don’t think you can ever really know if you’re going to “click” with someone until you meet them (in person). I appreciate a guy with brains (and uses them).Humor and compassion is sexy. Tall is good- I wear heels and I'd rather look up at my partner than down on them. I'm looking for someone that is active and will make me laugh, or vice versa, with some stylistic panache, as well as challenge me

Maybe I'm a dreamer but I don't care so much about the distance in the beginning- it's about the connection. I'm up for adventure. It's hard to believe your one true counterpoint is in the EXACT same place as you are at the exact same time.
What I’m doing with my life
Director at a nonprofit . I work with kids and young adults providing educational and mentoring services. I'm passionate about what I do and about those I work with in ensuring they are happy. I travel (A LOT) across Cali for work, including regular trips to Los Angeles.
I’m really good at
Listening, sarcasm, remembering odd facts, pop culture trivia, movie quotes
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movies:I minored in film so I love movies. The Other Guys, Easy A, Top Gun, Silence of the Lambs, Crazy stupid Love, Notting Hill,Good Will Hunting, The Descendants, Perks of Being a Wallflower, Stepbrothers, The Breakfast Club ,80s flicks in general, the majority of John Hughes movies, too many others to name
TV- Lost (still), Suits, The Voice (best bromance on TV), the first few seasons of Greys Anatomy, Twin Peaks, The Killing (season 1), Homeland (just got season 1), Hannibal, The Following, Orpha Black, classics like Friends
music:eclectic-Radiohead, Kanye West, Arcade Fire, Cold Play, Moby, Adele, lots of alternative radio- The Killers, Muse
Books: love to read, The Secret History, The Likeness, anything with a mystery
food: love french fries, breakfast for dinner, Mexican
The six things I could never do without
sense of humor
friends/family- it's the same
diet dr.pepper-tastes like the real thing
books
exercise
brain
I spend a lot of time thinking about
why my neighbor insists on parking on my car's ass even though we don't live in San Francisco
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I've always wanted to ride a motorcycle.
I’m looking for
  • Straight guys only
  • Ages 33–40
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you are looking for a genuinely nice girl who doesnt play games (aside from board games)
you are a genuinely good guy
enjoy witty repartee