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27 M Emeryville, CA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 2:02pm
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Other, and laughing about it
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Back in Oakland, suckas! I'm seeing someone super awesome, not really lookin' for any sexy times, though that may be a possibility as things develop. Always looking for friends and musical collaborators though

I enjoy music, climbing, motorcycles, my dog Elwood, emergency medicine, zombie preparedness (seriously, I teach primitive skills to children for a living), teaching, and causing a general ruckuss.

I'm not so socially inept as to really think that Chaos Muppet is a good user id, but my boss just recently dubbed me THE chaos muppet of the group, and it's honestly kind of fitting.

My life really revolves around music, teaching, and physical activity. I love to go out and run, climb, bike, hike - anything that gets the blood moving, really.

I don't teach in a classroom, and don't know that I ever will, but I definitely think that one of the most worthwhile things any of us can do for future generations is to teach. Something, anything - useful skills are the best.
What I’m doing with my life
I teach, play music, and strive to do anything and everything that can possibly entertain me.

Edit: Now I'm back in school taking care of pre-reqs so I can become a Physician Assistant. It's all just a really complex pyramid scheme so I don't have to work in 10 years.
I’m really good at
Starting a fire without matches. Grilling tri tip. Causing a goddamn ruckuss. Improvising things out of other things. And emergency medicine.
The first things people usually notice about me
All the metal in my face. Or the volume of my voice. I'm really loud.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Jitterbug Perfume, American Gods, anything by Philip K. Dick, and many more.

13th Warrior, King Arthur, Red Light Go, 180 Degrees South.

Hardcore, punk, metal, bluegrass, hiphop, folk, black metal, ridiculous over the top power metal. I'm almost always at a show, either watching bands I love/have never heard of, or playing with my folk band.

Anything spicy. There's not much I won't eat and/or try to eat.
The six things I could never do without
A guitar, my dog, a good book, a good knife, a hat, adventure.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The world is a playground. PLAY. In the street, in your home, in the woods, on the side of a building.

How to turn all the fun, destructive things I do into a lucrative career.
On a typical Friday night I am
Out with friends - at a show, at a bar, camping, mashing around town on a bicycle, etc.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I cried when Will Smith had to kill his dog in I Am Legend.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–36
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You feel like messaging me. And you like dogs. And you're not afraid to play.