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28 • Emeryville, CA • Man
I’m looking for
- Ages 20–36
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends
- Last online
- Today – 9:46am
- 5′ 7″ (1.70m)
- Body type
- Mostly anything
- Other, and laughing about it
- Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
- Graduated from university
- Seeing Someone
- Doesn’t have kids
- Has dogs
- English (Fluently)
Edit: looks like I'm still a moving target these days, but I'm back from the desert. All free time will be spent busking or climbing. Join me?
Of note: I don't really drink these days, so a bar might be a bad choice for a date, unless you know a spot with a decent shuffleboard table and a killer ginger beer. Or tonic. I fucking love tonic water.
I enjoy music, climbing, motorcycles, my dog Elwood, emergency medicine, zombie preparedness (seriously, I teach primitive skills to children for a living), teaching, and causing a general ruckuss.
I'm not so socially inept as to really think that Chaos Muppet is a good user id, but my former boss just recently dubbed me THE chaos muppet of the group, and it's honestly kind of fitting. Plus, pancakepancakepancake doesn't have the same ring to it.
My life really revolves around music, teaching, EMS, and physical activity. I love to go out and run, climb, bike, hike - anything that gets the blood moving, really.
I don't teach in a classroom, and don't know that I ever will, but I definitely think that one of the most worthwhile things any of us can do for future generations is to teach. Something, anything - useful skills are the best.
Edit: Now I'm back in school taking care of pre-reqs so I can become a Physician Assistant. It's all just a really complex pyramid scheme so I don't have to work in 10 years.
13th Warrior, King Arthur, Red Light Go, 180 Degrees South.
Hardcore, punk, metal, bluegrass, hiphop, folk, black metal, ridiculous over the top power metal. I'm almost always at a show, either watching bands I love/have never heard of, or playing with my folk band.
Anything spicy. There's not much I won't eat and/or try to eat.
How to turn all the fun, destructive things I do into a lucrative career.
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