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ChaosRogue

41 Alexandria, VA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 30–50
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Today – 10:35am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English, French (Okay), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
"This is Car...Hey, what car are we?"

"Five Five."

"This is Car 55. We're in a truck!"

One of my favorite lines from my favorite movie. I'm generally spontaneous, and I like to have a good time and try new things. Past that, I'm an open book, but not prone to self promotion. I know, I suck at this game.

I am the only person I know of who's gotten an actual vote for President of the US from someone who wasn't me. WOHOO!!!!

I am spontaneous, unpredictable, and wrong
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Living it when I'm not at work trying to pay for it. Doesn't that suck?

At least I figured out that taking up hockey at 35 wasn't the hardest thing in the world to do. It's cardio, and I don't have to feel like I'm doing cardio!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being brutally honest and sarcastic when I can be, but knowing when I should rein those tendencies in.

Ok, I usually know when to rein them in. There are still a lot of times when I overshare, both in terms of info and opinion. Whatcha gonna do, right?
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have no hair on the top of my head. I'm a snarky SoB. I can adapt to just about any situation at any time in any place, assuming that I can understand the language.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I'm not sure exactly how to answer this one. I enjoy reading, but the chances I get to read are mostly limited to air travel. When I have the time at home, it's usually because I'm beat after a busy week, so I end up slacking in front of the TV.

Movies are a bit easier. I like well thought out movies that end up being more than your standard potty humor. Don't get me wrong, those are great too, but every now and then, I need a little bit more than a good fart joke. Suspense, horror, action, drama, comedy, and the rest will all work here. About the only thing I have a hard time watching are chick flicks. Go fig.

Musically, I can listen to just about anything. Tastes range from old school (70s-80s) punk, hardcore, and thrash metal to rockabilly, to swing (nope, I can't dance), to blues of all kinds, to classical and opera. I can even find some rap and country that I can deal with when the occasion calls for it.

My tastes in food are pretty simple. I love steaks, chicken, fried potato products, Mexican, Italian, sushi, Thai, Chinese, apetizers, entrees, and desserts. Ok, my tastes aren't exactly simple, but I know what I like.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Aside from Maslow's list of needs, I don't know. I'm pretty adaptable, and can be a little fickle about what things I want. At least my taste in people is pretty consistent.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to get out of work and become independently wealthy.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Playing a hockey with my friends, going to a Hapy Hour, running, catching a movie, staying in to play board games, or something else random that comes up.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
There's nothing private. Ask and I'll tell ya.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You feel like it. I'm almost always up for something interesting, including conversation (a bit of a lost art).