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ChaosTheorie

27 M Brooklyn, NY

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–99
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Oct 18
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Other
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), C++ (Fluently), Japanese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Don't be mistaken and believe it's ALL I'm about, but I'm a gamer from the beginning of my life til the end, if that's a problem there's a handy little X in the corner of my profile and don't let the 404 error hit you on your way to search for someone perfect.

I'm intelligent almost to a nerdy sort of way, but it's a trait lost on many due to the fact that when people think "nerd" they think "unattractive" but any person able to form a coherent sentence, design a website from scratch, start their own company, play video games, read philosophy, fantasy, psychology and mythology books doesn't always have time to work out, and when they do, don't expect them to have the physique of a model or a gorilla, unless you expect to have enormous amounts of luck (but then again, you DID find me :P).

I would prefer to find a girl who can appreciate games because it's more fun to play games WITH someone, but to be honest, even if they can just tolerate them I'd be happy. I'm not the type of person who has to sit down and waste his life playing video games, but I DO design them and I don't just see them as "shoot everything" or "kill everything" but I actually prefer a story, it's like an interactive version of a book (if done right).

I'd honestly hope to find a girl who knows that having an IQ of 100 ISN'T a perfect score, there are far too many women with the intelligence of a soap dish here and normally I'd avoid them like a plague. It's pleasant being able to have an intelligent conversation with a girl, and maybe match wits, but mostly have someone who would actually understand some of the ideas and mechanics I come up with for my ideas, It's a long shot, I know, not a requirement, but something that would actually make me happy.

Looks aren't a problem for me but personality is, attitudes are fun, intelligence is gladly welcomed, and shy girls are cute, but I don't care if you look like a model or ARE one, if you don't put some sort of thought in a conversation what are you doing other than wasting each others time?

I don't want my profile to come off as pretentious, I'm not that sort of person, I can be very fun, I like going bowling, fencing, playing darts, rock climbing, drinking, and just going out and having fun; it's just difficult to go out and do those things alone, so I'd rather find someone who I can mesh well with so we can go out and do things together.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm currently working on starting my own game design company because I'd rather go after what I've always wanted to do rather than just settle for the easy way out
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Fencing, drinking, falling down, playing video games, writing, playing Magic the Gathering, making argumentative people feel foolish and coming up with ideas.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have long hair, yes, I know, Yes it's soft, I take care of it as anyone should with their body, NO you can't braid it and I don't care if you make a pouty face over that.

EDIT: As of August, I have cut my hair. There was an unfortunate soldering incident that almost set my face on fire. Pics soon to come
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I'll update with new stuff from time to time

Dragonlance books, Magic the Gathering Books,

Boondock Saints, A Knights Tale,

How I Met Your Mother, Dr Who,

Random Music (Mostly Classic Rock),

anything edible (except onions)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Computer, Phone, Internet, Books, Coffee and Bacon
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Random daydreams, I like to let my mind wander, it's exercise for the imagination
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Getting home from work and either hanging out with friends, trying to find something to do, or relaxing at home because i have work in the morning
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
If I'm willing to admit it, than it's hardly private now is it?
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you find me interesting, I guess say hello, but please try to start an actual conversation, you wouldn't try to get a job knowing nothing about it would you?