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ChaosXXX11

23 M Minneapolis, MN

My Details

Last Online
Mar 2
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other, but not too serious about it
Sign
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), French (Poorly), Norwegian (Okay)

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My self-summary
I don't think anybody really enjoys filling these things out, with the possible exception of narcissists. Well here goes nothing. I love to make people laugh and I have a very active, albeit somewhat warped, sense of humor. I'm a bit of a nerd and a gamer, but I promise, I do know what sunlight looks like. I love fishing and archery (although so far I just go target shooting). I love psychology and it is something I'm passionate about. Don't worry, I won't psychoanalyze everything, it's just something fun and interesting to think about. Plus it adds a whole new dimension to people watching, which I will choose over watching sports any day. Honestly I'm not much into watching sports period. I just don't see the appeal of watching other people do stuff. If I want to experience it I'd much rather just go out and do it myself with a group of friends. On the flip side however, I can also be a sucker for just staying in to cuddle (yes, I'm a cuddler, deal with it) and watching a movie and relaxing.
I could go on, spouting random tidbits about myself and my life, but that would get tedious. So, if you want to know more, just message me. You know you want to.
What I’m doing with my life
Well, work at a liquor store and I've graduated from Normandale Community College, getting my associates degree with an emphasis in Psychology. I am currently attending the U of M Twin Cities campus, in the CLA, I'm majoring in Psychology and minoring in Criminology. Eventually I'd like to be a forensic psychologist (think Silence of the Lambs) I want to know what makes people tick, especially the ones that don't tick quite the same as the rest of us.
I’m really good at
Solving problems, making people laugh, fixing stuff, cheering people up, listening, being a nice guy when it's appropriate, making things go boom and other stuff too. Also, I am full of random and useless facts, so if you ever want to know something interesting and utterly pointless, I'm your man.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm not sure but probably my hair. I have long and often (especially in the summer) curly hair although I usually wear it back. It's currently around my shoulders. Either that or my eyes. I have really intense blue eyes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I've read more books than I can count. I don't have much time for reading lately due to school and life but I like to try and squeeze at least one book a month in.

I love movies, all genres, and I think that if you made me try and pick my favorite my head would explode. Although three of my all time favorites are Monty Python and the Holy Grail, The Phantom of the Opera (the newer one) and The Chronicles of Riddick.

Music is one of my passions, I sing and am currently in a struggling love/hate relationship with the guitar. As far as what I listen to, it really depends on what I'm in the mood for. I listen to techno, rock, alternative and everything in between. The only type I don't really like are really hickish country (most of it's fine, but when they start singing about how their wives left them in their truck and ran over their dog, I'm out).

Food, I love trying new things. Experimenting in the kitchen can be a lot of fun, especially when it actually works out.
The six things I could never do without
Friends
Family
My laptop
Music
Memories
Intimacy

(not necessarily in that order)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Incredibly random crap. You have no idea.... It can be anything from quantum physics and the great questions of the universe (such as what super power would you have if given the choice), to small stuff like what I want for dinner and stuff like that. There really is no way to know what I'm going to be thinking at any given time.
On a typical Friday night I am
Usually either hanging out with my friends, bon fires, movie marathons, or relaxing at home with netflix and a good beer. Whatever's clever.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a 26" python....

No, seriously. I have a Ball Python named Sammy. He's my baby.

So if you really can't stand snakes, that's a bit of a problem, because he's not going anywhere.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 19–25
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You feel like it, want to chat or think I'm somebody you'd like to get to know. Or if you want an incredibly useless and random factoid, I'm full of them.