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ChaoticPanda

29 F Washington, DC

I’m looking for

  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 26–38
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Sep 5
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Catholicism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Politics / Government
Income
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Someone once turned to me and drunkenly said, "Who are you?" I replied, "I'm the Doctor."

I'm a work in progress....under construction all the time.

Originally from Michigan, I came here for grad school five years ago and stayed.

I like sarcasm, hiking in Great Falls, and dogs, though I'm only allowed a cat in my apartment.

My nickname is Panda...hence my name here. It is one of my life goals to find a panda in China and hug it (legally, of course). Another is to go to Costa Rica and volunteer for the sloth orphanage (update: though I did not get to volunteer for the sloth orphanage, I did get to go to Costa Rica and pet a sloth...close enough). Yes, I know it is odd.

I have a cat named Sterling Mallory Archer, codenamed "Duchess". If you understand this, and it amuses you, we would probably get along.

I run a lot of races - for fun. No timing. I don't actually like running all that much, but working on it. My favorites this year have been Warrior Dash, The Zombie Run, and the Color Run.
What I’m doing with my life
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Trying to figure it out. The M.A. in Museum Studies was fun, but currently I am a technical editor by day, supervillian by night. Supervillians have way more fun than superheroes.

Yes, in case you were wondering, I do edit your profile in my head while I am reading it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
A myriad of things....organization, napping, singing, biking, tripping on the ground, running into things without breaking any bones (though I did manage to punch myself in the face and need eye surgery for it, and gave myself a concussion once).

Trying new things.

Shopping for other people.

Crow position in yoga.

Exclamation Points.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My eyes.

My bluntness.

My sarcasm.

My teeny tiny ears. Seriously.

My cheekbones.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Favorite movies for the moment are comic book or graphic novel movies...but I am a dedicated cinemaphile.

Others include Good Will Hunting, Chocolat, Fight Club, The Blind Side, The King's Speech, Amelie, Y Tu Mama Tambien, The Pianist, 300 (historical inaccuracies and all), Sherlock Holmes, Batman (Have you ever danced with the Devil in the pale moonlight?), and other randoms you've never heard of...or maybe you have, which will make me like you even more.

Love bad and good TV (these are in no particular order): Dr. Who, Being Human, Arrow, Bones, Castle, Battlestar Galactica, Hoarders, Intervention, Sons of Anarchy, Big Bang Theory. Archer is definitely one of my favorite shows. Also getting into Game of Thrones. I'm also all about the hockey.

Music: All of it. I like to sing and play the piano, so I am definitely more of a ballady, musical type kind of girl, but I like to get loud and angry as well. Adele is high on my list at the moment. I like it all. Dance, Country, Hard, Grunge, Ska - pretty sure my iPod has a dissociative personality disorder from all the genres it is tormented with. Music is a passion.

Food: Indian, Chinese, Vietnamese, Italian, American. As long as I don't have to cook it, I like it.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The rain
My bicycle / the gym
Music
iPhone
Family / Friends
Animals
Sea Salt Caramels (ok, that makes seven, but these are imperative!)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The future.

The beach.

Ireland.

Scotland.

Why that driver from DC/MD/VA is continually in my bike lane.

Cheez-Its.

Raspberry Lambic.

Incomplete sentences.

Saving the world, one editing job at a time.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out with friends, seeing what's new, getting into trouble. Correction: finding shenanigans. I find that the word "shenanigans" must be worked into every possible conversation.

Finding the hidden corners of DC that don't have scores of interns swamping them. I prefer a quiet bar than a loud club.

Or, trying new restaurants, watching movies, catching up on tv shows, doing laundry, going for a night hike, etc.

I try not to have typical Fridays.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have the weirdest dreams of anyone I know.

One of the coolest moments of my life is when I got to get onstage at a Train concert and sing "Don't Stop Believing". And yes, I have video.

Also, I work out five days a week at least. No exceptions. I would like a workout buddy...perhaps someone who can teach me how to enjoy running.
You should message me if
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Message me if you feel like it, or see something of interest, or if you feel like telling me that my ridiculous travel dreams based on cuddly mammals is preposterous.

Also, if you like the musical The Book of Mormon. Let's be friends, because you obviously have a great sense of humor.

You don't take yourself too seriously. Life is too short. Seriously.