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ChapOnInternet

42 M London, UK

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–45
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Today – 9:19am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English, French (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
*Victorian Pointy Finger Hand With Cuff To Indicate Significance, Relevance and Importance*

Somehow, despite my many and manifold failings, I'm currently in a wonderful ethically non-monogamous non-exclusive relationship. Should you find this unacceptable, and/or feel that you'd merely be taking a number at a meat counter/joining a lengthy queue, or both, then I can be of no interest to you. If your personal code remains unviolated, then Hello.

I'm a mainly civilised artsy-bookish writer chap somehow lodged in new media thing, interested in what you have to say and how you feel, looking for an ally and partner to steal horses with. That's a metaphor. Obviously, horse crime would be awful. I can keep up one end of a conversation, but two seems excessive. House-trained, and I leave both the seat and the lid down. I could say that you smoking wouldn't be a long term problem but that would, deep down, be a fib. I offer both Tea & Sympathy and, if your co-workers or family provoke you sufficiently, Coffee & Frowning. Let's get out and do stuff, and occasionally just stay home and hide.

In retrospect, this will all seem like a Plan.

I don't have "A Type". Who you are is vastly more important that what you do or where you're from. Rational self-confidence beats attitude, and character beats looks. I admire people who are good at being themselves and aspire to enjoy their lives without being self-centred. I value kindness very highly. You don't have to be bookish or artsy or expensively educated, but it'll help a lot if you're curious: interested people always seem to be more interesting.

I brush up well, am slightly handy, and lightly musical. I'm at least a bit interested in nearly everything. I don't look that much like my photos in real life, but they are at least all actually of me. I am roughly human-shaped, and theoretically likable.

I'm looking for someone fun and smart and sane and sexy with whom to share coffee, books, movies, plays, concerts, bed and my life. Have you any opinions or curiosities about the above? Then apply within...
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Learning new stuff, working on the old stuff, trying to be of more use and whenever possible misbehaving in an unabashed and cheery fashion, hopefully in excellent company.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I seem to be able to make people laugh if I have anything in common with them. Also, I am entirely unshockable. I mean I'm as startle-able as the next chap, fling something at me suddenly and I'll flinch, shrieking (but in a manly way, you understand). But judging people for what they are or do, or were, or have done, not so much. Now that sounds like I have an enormously mysterious and shameful past. Not yet, but I'm working on it.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I talk softly and don't carry any sort of stick. Also, no one can work out what colour my eyes are.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Right now off the top of my head? Anna Karenina, Singin' In The Rain, Sherlock, Kirsty McColl and an even halfway decent Beef Rendang.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Friends, books, films, mobile internet-capable phone-thing, a certain smile, decent coffee.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I spend a lot of time thinking about writing, and not enough time writing. However, I also learned to leaven that with more time actually getting stuff done. Partial victory, there.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
snug at home, with a book, or at friends', not with a book. Either way, I try to perform all my most disgraceful in-town acts earlier in the week so as to avoid the crowds.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Private? On a public internet site? Oh bless your quaint notions. Ask and I'll tell you.
You should message me if
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you think you're worth the wait.