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  • Ages 25–55
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My details

Last online
Jul 28
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Atheism, and laughing about it
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Rather not say
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I treat those as i wish to be treated. I'm friendly, funny, confident but not arrogant, cheeky but not rude, outspoken but not overbearing, passionate but not aimless, respectful, nice but not a doormat, optimistic but a realist too. I'm a great listener and i'll respect your space and you should respect mine.

I walk around with a smile on my face and a glint in my eye. If you want to know more just ask.

I don't take myself too seriously.

I love all of the crisps, the flavours of crisps. All of the crisps. Different types and makes of the crisps. All of the crisps..........
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm a KS3 coordinator for a schools partnership. You'll probably find me laughing out loud somewhere while listening to comedy on my mp3 player while everyone around me then stares at me as if i'm a lunatic.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Manners, sarcasm, quizes/games, scrabble, being silly, being serious, massages, getting on my soapbox, getting passionate on a subject, seeing the beauty and reasons to smile at every day things and life, laughing at myself, standing up to bullies.

I am the uncrowned king of crazy golf (imaginary), bring your A game, it doesn't matter if we play loser buys the ice creams so bring your money.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The large hump on my back, the one eye hanging out of its socket and false leg. That or the halitosis and my hairy tongue.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Love reading. I collect comics, graphic novels and books. Usual variety of reads. Currently reading all of Richard Feynman's books, such an incredible and clever human.

I like films too, probably some of the same as you, No to Titanic though, have never wanted to watch it all as after 10 mins i'm shouting at the screen 'no, no, you're all shit, this is shit' and leaves me wanting to punch DiCaprio.

Current comedy faves Community, Parks and Rec and Brooklyn Nine Nine. Stewart Lee, Richard Herring, Robin Ince, Josie Long, Tim Minchin, Peter Serafinawicz, Charlie Brooker, Lee Mack, Stewart Francis, The Horne Section and on and on.

Love music and will happily listen to most things, apart from Westlife and Bieber (may they both be sucked into a wormhole) My absolute favourites are the Barenaked Ladies, Anais Mitchell and Ben Folds Five.

I eat food, yes.

Lots of podcasts too.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
laughter/comedy, music in all it's forms, good conversation, things to read, pencil and my little sketch book (for both sketching in and writing sketch ideas in), passion.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Life, the universe and everything in between whether silly or serious.

Like, what would happen if Richard Dawkins suddenly developed God like powers. Would he deny his own existence? Would he pay for a bus to go around the country with signage declaring 'there probably isn't a Richard Dawkins....' Would we start attributing things to him with no direct correalation. Would we then celebrate his birthday not on the supposed actual day but on a day used by another religious doctrine in order to subvert it only then in for it to become meaningless in mass commercialisation. Or maybe i'm over thinking this one
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Therefore I think?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
If you send me your unwanted gold, silver and other precious metals i'll value it and send you the worthy equivalent, honest, scouts honour and everything.

Just place them in an envelope, send them, along with anything else you may hold of value and by value i don't mean any sentimental rubbish, real value that i can pawn...err i mean value correctly, to my untraceable PO Box and your reward will almost definitely be sent back to you, sometime.

Look i have an honest face. I once helped an old lady across a road, admittedly she didn't want to go but i made the crumbly cross that road and left her there crying, tears (of joy?) streaming down her craggy face before popping down the local RNIB club to move the furniture around.

So you see kind and honest, so go on send me your preciouseseseses. The address is
'Carrots for Carots'
PO Box 666
Gullible House,
London. MU65RU

Like anyone would seriously put something in this box.

.....I love all of the crisps, the different types of crisps, the different flavours. You know, all of the crisps
You should message me if
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You're a coherent, funny, confident and passionate person. Who knows their own mind and isn't afraid to express it.

You fancy a trip to a museum, gallery or exhibition.

If you've read my profile, it made you laugh and you realise my tongue is in my cheek

Or don't and come say hi on twitter instead, when you're bored of stalking celebrities obviously. (@Charisma_Effect)