I treat those as i wish to be treated. I'm friendly, funny, confident but not arrogant, cheeky but not rude, outspoken but not overbearing, passionate but not aimless, respectful, nice but not a doormat, optimistic but a realist too. I can make you laugh, i'm a great listener and i'll respect your space and you should respect mine. I love music and comedy.

I laugh out loud and don't care what those around me think, I walk around with a smile on my face and a glint in my eye. I'm spontaneous, romantic and I work hard. If you want to know more just ask.

Stimulate my mind and the body will follow.

I am a pirate farmer, yarr-ooarr, and a hobosapien

I'm a youth worker, completed my qualification last year. You'll probably find me laughing out loud somewhere while listening to comedy on my mp3 player while everyone around me then stares at me as if i'm a lunatic.

Flirting, making people laugh, manners, sarcasm, swimming, cooking, knowing the most random things, ad libbing/talking in song, quoting comedy or musicals or films, sudoku, crosswords, scrabble, singstar/lips, being silly, being serious, video games, karaoke, hugging, massages, mispselling while tpying online conservatories, my job, holding doors open for people in public then embarassing those too rude to say thankyou, getting on my soapbox, getting passionate on a subject, seeing the beauty and reasons to smile at every day things and life, laughing at myself, standing up to bullies, pool, ten pin bowling and i am the uncrowned king of crazy golf, bring your A game, it doesn't matter you're going down if we play, oh and loser buys the ice creams so bring your money.

The large hump on my back, the one eye hanging out of its socket and false leg. That or the halitosis and my hairy tongue.

(I'm starting to think that people are taking this box seriously and believing it's true, honest people it's a joke...... I don't have a hairy tongue, I shave it regularly :p)

Watchmen and From Hell by Alan Moore, Fables, Powers, Invincible, The Invisibles (yes i like comics/graphic novels). How to bring up your parents, all of Scott Adams books. I have a mix on my bookshelf of all sorts of genres and too many to list here.
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Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Singin' In The Rain, The Ladykillers, Blade Runner, Transformers, Kick Ass, Up In the Air, Dark Knight, A Night at the Opera (No such thing as a sanity clause), Animal Crackers (hooray for cap'n spaulding) Elf, Anchorman, Semi Pro, Leon, Spirited Away, Python films, Star wars, LotR, Legend, Dark Crystal, Princess Bride, Napoleon Dynamite, My Fair Lady, Grosse Point Blank, Stranger Than Fiction, Chaplin - The Kid, Gold Rush, The Great Dictator.

The Mighty Boosh, Family Guy, Black Books,15 Storeys High, Green Wing, 30 Rock, The Thick of It, Stewart Lee, Richard Herring, Robin Ince,Chris Morris, Josie Long, Tim Minchin, Peter Serafinawicz, Charlie Brooker, Lee Mack, Sarah Millican, Stewart Francis, House, Dexter, Waking the dead, Spooks,

Barenaked Ladies, Ben Folds, Stevie Wonder, Rilo Kiley, Anais Mitchell, i could list for hours on music, i like a lot and of various different genres.

Strawberries, chocolate, Crispy Duck Pancakes, sweet and sour chicken, chicken korma, Steak Pie, filet steak, cheesecake, bread and butter pudding and KFC. If you can make the perfect seafood paella i may invite myself for dinner. :)

I listen to bucket loads of Radio 4, 5 & 7, especially radio comedies, Now Show, Just a minute, I'm sorry i haven't a clue, Cowards, Mithchell and Webb, Museum of Everything, TWTTN ad infinitum.

Podcasts, AIOTM, Collings and Herrin, Little Atoms, TIMC

laughter, music in all it's forms, good conversation, things to read, pencil and my little sketch book (for both sketching in and writing sketch ideas in), passion.

Life, the universe and everything in between whether silly or serious.

Like, what would happen if Richard Dawkins suddenly developed God like powers. Would he deny his own existence? Would he pay for a bus to go around the country with signage declaring 'there probably isn't a Richard Dawkins....' Would we start attributing things to him with no direct correalation. Would we then celebrate his birthday not on the supposed actual day but on a day used by another religious doctrine in order to subvert it only then in for it to become meaningless in mass commercialisation. Or maybe i'm over thinking this one

The Walrus. Koo Koo Kachoo!

If you send me your unwanted gold, silver and other precious metals i'll value it and send you the worthy equivalent, honest, scouts honour and everything.

Just place them in an envelope, send them, along with anything else you may hold of value and by value i don't mean any sentimental rubbish, real value that i can pawn...err i mean value correctly, to my untraceable PO Box and your reward will almost definately be sent back to you, sometime.

Look i have an honest face. I once helped an old lady across a road, admittedly she didn't want to go but i made the crumbly cross that road and left her there with tears, of joy? Streaming down her craggy face before popping down the local RNIB club to move the furniture around.

So you see kind and honest, so go on send me your preciouseseseses. The address is
'Carrots for Carots'
PO Box 666
Gullible House,
London. MU65RU

Like anyone would seriously put something in this box.

You're a coherent, funny, confident and passionate person. Who knows their own mind and isn't afraid to express it.

If you've read my profile, it made you laugh and you realise my tongue is in my cheek

Or don't and come say hi on twitter instead, when you're bored of stalking celebrities obviously. (@Charisma_Effect)