Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I treat those as i wish to be treated. I'm friendly, funny,
confident but not arrogant, cheeky but not rude, outspoken but not
overbearing, passionate but not aimless, respectful, nice but not a
doormat, optimistic but a realist too. I'm a great listener and
i'll respect your space and you should respect mine.
I walk around with a smile on my face and a glint in my eye. If you
want to know more just ask.
I don't take myself too seriously.
I love all of the crisps, the flavours of crisps. All of the
crisps. Different types and makes of the crisps. All of the
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a KS3 coordinator for a schools partnership. You'll probably
find me laughing out loud somewhere while listening to comedy on my
mp3 player while everyone around me then stares at me as if i'm a
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Manners, sarcasm, quizes/games, scrabble, being silly, being
serious, massages, getting on my soapbox, getting passionate on a
subject, seeing the beauty and reasons to smile at every day things
and life, laughing at myself, standing up to bullies.
I am the uncrowned king of crazy golf (imaginary), bring your A
game, it doesn't matter if we play loser buys the ice creams so
bring your money.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The large hump on my back, the one eye hanging out of its socket
and false leg. That or the halitosis and my hairy tongue.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Love reading. I collect comics, graphic novels and books. Usual
variety of reads. Currently reading all of Richard Feynman's books,
such an incredible and clever human.
I like films too, probably some of the same as you, No to Titanic
though, have never wanted to watch it all as after 10 mins i'm
shouting at the screen 'no, no, you're all shit, this is shit' and
leaves me wanting to punch DiCaprio.
Current comedy faves Community, Parks and Rec and Brooklyn Nine
Nine. Stewart Lee, Richard Herring, Robin Ince, Josie Long, Tim
Minchin, Peter Serafinawicz, Charlie Brooker, Lee Mack, Stewart
Francis, The Horne Section and on and on.
Love music and will happily listen to most things, apart from
Westlife and Bieber (may they both be sucked into a wormhole) My
absolute favourites are the Barenaked Ladies, Anais Mitchell and
Ben Folds Five.
I eat food, yes.
Lots of podcasts too.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
laughter/comedy, music in all it's forms, good conversation, things
to read, pencil and my little sketch book (for both sketching in
and writing sketch ideas in), passion.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Life, the universe and everything in between whether silly or
Like, what would happen if Richard Dawkins suddenly developed God
like powers. Would he deny his own existence? Would he pay for a
bus to go around the country with signage declaring 'there probably
isn't a Richard Dawkins....' Would we start attributing things to
him with no direct correalation. Would we then celebrate his
birthday not on the supposed actual day but on a day used by
another religious doctrine in order to subvert it only then in for
it to become meaningless in mass commercialisation. Or maybe i'm
over thinking this one
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
If you send me your unwanted gold, silver and other precious metals
i'll value it and send you the worthy equivalent, honest, scouts
honour and everything.
Just place them in an envelope, send them, along with anything else
you may hold of value and by value i don't mean any sentimental
rubbish, real value that i can pawn...err i mean value correctly,
to my untraceable PO Box and your reward will almost definitely be
sent back to you, sometime.
Look i have an honest face. I once helped an old lady across a
road, admittedly she didn't want to go but i made the crumbly cross
that road and left her there crying, tears (of joy?) streaming down
her craggy face before popping down the local RNIB club to move the
So you see kind and honest, so go on send me your preciouseseseses.
The address is
'Carrots for Carots'
PO Box 666
Like anyone would seriously put something in this box.
.....I love all of the crisps, the different types of crisps, the
different flavours. You know, all of the crisps
You should message me if
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You're a coherent, funny, confident and passionate person. Who
knows their own mind and isn't afraid to express it.
You fancy a trip to a museum, gallery or exhibition.
If you've read my profile, it made you laugh and you realise my
tongue is in my cheek
Or don't and come say hi on twitter instead, when you're bored of
stalking celebrities obviously. (@Charisma_Effect)
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