For the app users:
I have to give them credit for the word as I am nowhere near as creative, NOR am I a fucking THIEF.
What are they all smiling about? Maybe it's just from the sheer awesomeness? Who was this website intended for? (I didn't read the about page, I want to keep it a mystery.)
Right now I just want a big ole ribeye steak and a glass of the best whiskey on the rocks. Who's with me?
Feel free to send me a message. I'd prefer we get to know each other via messaging rather than trying to stuff every conceivable bit of info about myself into this "essay." My inbox is Sarcastica compatible.