I love stupid, deep, offensive humor. I'm a very open minded individual and I don't have any issue with laughing at myself. If we can't laugh at ourselves, we leave the job to others.
I'm a bit of a hopeless romantic. Sometimes I feel as though my life is unfolding not unlike a movie (the genre is TBD). I'd much rather life be cinematic than uneventful. If my life played out like a reality show, or a sitcom with a laugh track, I'd lose my shit. With that being said, I'm tired of being the recurring character or the comic relief in somebody else's TV show. I want to be the Jackie Chan to your Chris Tucker, the Bill to your Ted, and the Buzz to your Woody.
Feel free to send me a message. I'd prefer we get to know each other via messaging rather than trying to stuff every conceivable bit of info about myself into this "essay." My inbox is Sarcastica compatible.