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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25-35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
Today – 9:22am
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
5' 7" (1.70m)
Body Type
Other and laughing about it
Space camp
Doesn’t have kids
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I love stupid, deep, offensive humor. I'm a very open minded individual and I don't have any issue with laughing at myself. If we can't laugh at ourselves, we leave the job to others.

I know what I want out of life and I desire the same quality in a partner. I'm a very straightforward, blunt person. You'll know what you're getting into with me. I don't have time for games. Jenga is a game, not my mind.

Feel free to send me a message. I'd prefer we get to know each other via messaging rather than trying to stuff every conceivable bit of info about myself into this "essay." My inbox is Sarcastica compatible.
What I’m doing with my life
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Working full-time while simultaneously writing and illustrating a comic book.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Drawing, computers, and finding out who that actor was in that one thing.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I listen to a lot of food, read a fuckton of movies, watch many books, and eat plenty of music. Too many to list here.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I'm a slave to modern conveniences. Also pizza, Mexican food, whiskey, Wisconsin cheese, that new book smell...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The end of my shift and life's convoluted mysteries.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working at a job, for money. I'm a big fan of money. I like it, I use it, I have a little. I keep it in a jar on top of my refrigerator. I'd like to put more in that jar.
You should message me if
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You don't live in a van down by the river. If you do message me, have fun with it. Send me a short story about your cat or something. Or your dog. Or your aunt's cat. If you have a racoon tell me about that too.

Also message me if you want to have turf & turf, whiskey, a cigar, and consume all of it at the same time because you're a free American.