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Charles21388

27 Madison, WI Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 9:17pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body type
Skinny
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from space camp
Job
Technology
Income
Status
Single
Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I know what I want out of life and I desire the same quality in a partner. I'm a very straightforward, blunt person. You'll know what you're getting into with me. I don't have time for games. Jenga is a game, not my mind. Equivocators, manipulators, and gold diggers need not apply.

I love stupid, deep, offensive humor. I'm a very open minded individual and I don't have any issue with laughing at myself. If we can't laugh at ourselves, we leave the job to others.

I'm a bit of a hopeless romantic. Sometimes I feel as though my life is unfolding not unlike a movie (the genre is TBD). I'd much rather life be cinematic than uneventful. If my life played out like a reality show, or a sitcom with a laugh track, I'd lose my shit. With that being said, I'm tired of being the recurring character or the comic relief in somebody else's TV show. I want to be the Jackie Chan to your Chris Tucker, the Bill to your Ted, and the Buzz to your Woody.

tl;dr
Feel free to send me a message. I'd prefer we get to know each other via messaging rather than trying to stuff every conceivable bit of info about myself into this "essay." My inbox is Sarcastica compatible.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working full-time while simultaneously writing and illustrating a comic book.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Drawing, computers, and finding out who that actor was in that one thing.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I listen to a lot of food, read a fuckton of movies, watch many books, and eat plenty of music. Too many to list here.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I'm a slave to modern conveniences. Also pizza, Mexican food, whiskey, Wisconsin cheese, that new book smell...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The end of my shift and life's convoluted mysteries.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working at a job, for money. I'm a big fan of money. I like it, I use it, I have a little. I keep it in a jar on top of my refrigerator. I'd like to put more in that jar.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Prerequisite: You don't live in a van down by the river and you watch Epic Rap Battles religiously.

You should message me if...you want to! Have fun with it too. Craft a poem or send me a short story about your cat or something. Or your dog. Or your aunt's cat. If you have a racoon tell me about that too.

(PLEASE TELL ME IF YOU HAVE A RACOON.)

Also message me if you want to have turf & turf, whiskey, a cigar, and consume all of it at the same time because you're a free American.