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27 F Kansas City, MO

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:26am
Native American, White
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Mostly vegetarian
When drinking
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sagittarius, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Ascerbic flavored with a wild head of hair. I've been in KC for about six years, and I have made the best 'urban family' that a girl could ever wish for.

I just fixed up my Motobecane and have been enjoying being as car-free as possible.

I tried to change my 'religion' to hedonism and okc wouldn't let me. I call bullshit.
What I’m doing with my life
Radio lady extraordinaire. For what I like to call "fun-sies," I read boring books on ethics and philosophy, bike, play with my odd and smelly cats, and, last but certainly not least, drink whiskey with my friends until I'm drunk enough to dance and do karaoke.
I’m really good at
Making the worst of a good situation, jumping to conclusions, and wearing animal prints in an attempted ironic manner. But really, I'm a pretty decent writer, re-arranger, and dog-walker.
The first things people usually notice about me
"She appears to have resting bitch-face."
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
"Humanity," by Joseph Glover. I also love me some Tolkien, Mary Gaitskill, and Walter Moers. "Live From New York," the supposedly uncensored history of Saturday Night Live and "Are You There Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea," by Chelsea Handler, who is a scholar and a lady. Just finished "American Son," a portrait of JFK, Jr. and his time creating the political magazine George.

I enjoy movies, the silly and the sad. Con Air is one of my top 3 favorite movies.

Music? Whitney Houston and Mariah Carey. Metric and Explosions in the Sky. Janelle Monae and Coolio. Beach House and the xx. Spoon and Wilco and the Rolling Stones and Hendrix and James Taylor, under whose influence I was conceived. ... actually I hate James Taylor. Also Boy & Bear is rocking my shit right now.

I've been living with a foodie for a year, so I've discovered a lot of great stuff, including putting dill on nearly everything. I love Westport Cafe and Bar, Thai Place, and last but certainly not least, You Say Tomato.
The six things I could never do without
my ma
my besties
a cuddly pet
a good beer
a good book
breezes on a body of water
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to stop thinking so much and how important it is to be somewhat delusional.
On a typical Friday night I am
Drinking with my bros and scanning for hos.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
My new hobby is watching cat fight videos on youtube. I know, it's sad.

I usually have some food stain or embarrassing personal/physiological dilemma going on. I try to have a sense of humor about these things, and I'd like to thank Liz Lemon for occasionally making that cute.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 21–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating
You should message me if
You have the ability to hold a conversation. You speak Spanish, and want to be my tutor. You probably shouldn't if you own any Affliction or Ed Hardy t-shirts, if you don't know the basics of proper grammar, or if you're homophobic in any way. It just won't work out.