Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
So, I always find it hard to write a "summary" about my life. I
guess what it comes down to is that I'm verbose except when it
really counts (I talk a lot when I'm nervous and meeting new
people) and then I feel like I have nothing to say during these
things. Well, I am here for friends and to go out on dates with fun
people! I'm a lover of scary movies, although few have ever made me
jump. I like concerts and going out for dinner with friends. I like
to drive fast cars, or drive fast in cars that aren't even really
made for it. I am a roller coaster addict and enjoy playing board
games. When I'm not doing any of these things, which is often
because I am boring, you can find me passed out in my bed, trolling
Hulu for new shows to obsess over or reading things on the internet
that I find funny.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Right now, I'm working for a hotel as a "guest service agent." This
is a fancy way for my bosses to say that I work for the front desk.
I am going to school to complete degrees in Psychology and Women
& Gender Studies. I spend my weekends doing kinky things and
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Having 12,000 catchphrases that anyone can quote. Holding still for
long periods of time (you have to when you're being all tied up!).
Waving my face and making ridiculously horrible faces at a camera.
Dressing myself; I can get my pants on the correct way now, but I
haven't mastered the whole making-my-socks-match thing that people
keep telling me about. This is mostly due to my lack of enthusiasm
at having to choose between two colors when I can just mix them and
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
1. My voice.
2. My love for all things pink.
3. My dislike for even numbers.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Harry Potter; The Mortal Instruments; The Chronicles of
Narnia; The Hunger Games; The House of the Scorpion; all good books
Movies: Quigley Down Under; Pan's Labyrinth; The Orphanage; The
Shawshank Redemption; District Nine; The Green Mile; Scott Pilgrim
vs. the World; zombie movies; Inglorious Basterds; Eternal Sunshine
of the Spotless Mind; all good movies ever.
Shows: Arrested Development; Pushing Daisies; Firefly; Once Upon A
Time; Naruto (don't judge); Breaking Bad; How I Met Your Mother;
Adventure Time; Regular Show; all good shows ever.
Music: Muse; Editors; Arcade Fire; Streetlight Manifesto; Does It
Offend You, Yeah; She Wants Revenge; Modest Mouse; all good music
Food: Yes. All good food ever.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Books, movies, music
3. Rope (and other kinky things)
4. My glasses
5. Good Chinese delivery
6. The US Postal Service
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The correct amount of stuffing that should be in a pillow. How I
can write something and get money for it. All things kinky. How I
can get my glasses to not fall off my face (they are bent out of
shape at the moment).
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Bound and gagged at a kinky play party. That, or sleeping on my
hobo bed (a mattress on the floor).
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I like to put honey in my chili.
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