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CharlieMistry

25 F Portsmouth, United Kingdom

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Gay
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I like to think of myself as intelligent, funny and creative. Whether I actually am or not, well, that's open to interpretation.

I have horribly low self esteem. I am working on this. Telling me how fabulous I am will help.
What I’m doing with my life
Trying to work it out. Also making assorted strange things like costumes and bath bombs.
I’m really good at
Video games and making crude innuendoes.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm usually wearing awe-inspiringly fabulous shoes. Also, I understand style but I don't understand fashion, so I wear what I like.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: "The Fault in Our Stars" by John Green, Lolita, the Harry Potter series, the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy series, The Portrait of Dorian Grey.
Films: Dogma, Labyrinth, Thor, Girl Interupted, Scott Pilgrim, the Avengers.
TV series: Black Books, Big Bang Theory, IT Crowd, Mighty Boosh, Noel Fieldings Luxury Comedy, Monty Python's Flying Circus, Sugar Rush, L Word, Blackadder, Red Dwarf, documentaries about war, documentaries about prison, documentaries about the brain, documentaries about documentaries, Bad Girls, Orange is the New Black.
Video games: Legend of Zelda, Ace Attorney, Pokémon, Mario, Shadow of Memories, No More Heroes, Trauma Centre, Katamari, Professor Layton, the Fable series, Sims, Saints Row the Third
Anime/manga: Heeeeeetaaaaliaaaaaaa, Azumanga Diaoh, Strawberry Panic, Ouran High School Host Club, Death Note.
Music: Barenaked Ladies, David Bowie, Disney songs, video game soundtracks, idk stuff I guess
The six things I could never do without
My family/friends (ha, they so count as one)
Video games.
Bed.
Art.
Smut.
Coffee.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Unicorns. Video games. Girls. Gay sex. Pretty shoes. Moisturising socks feel really WEIRD.
On a typical Friday night I am
The same thing we do every night, Pinky... Try to take over the world!

Or just abuse my netflix account and the darker parts of youtube.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I like writing gay porn. The smuttier the better!

Also, I would quite enjoy being treated like a princess and a whore, at the same time.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like girls
  • Ages 18–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
You have something legitimate to say.

"Hi babes", "how r u" and "let's fuck" do not count and I will most likely ignore you.