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30 M Washington, DC

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–34
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 13
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs and likes cats
English (Poorly), Other (Okay)

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My self-summary
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I enjoy being impressed by life, and I want the best out of people and things.

My friends would probably describe me as not mentally underdeveloped, awkwardly funny, and probably Canadian. (To clear up that last bit, I am definitely NOT Canadian, just in case you were worried. I am definitely a non-dysfunctional AMERICAN.)
What I’m doing with my life
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I moved to DC about 9 months ago from Arizona. I left my cushy job as a financial analyst for a job running the operations of a charter school. It has been one of the most challenging and rewarding choices I've made in my life.

That said, I haven't made a ton of time to explore the city or meet new people. I am making a concerted effort to get out and enjoy everything DC has to offer.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Speaking really fast, debating complex national issues with inanimate objects, following warning labels, America, avoiding bears, awkward silences, not being Canadian, dressing myself, setting unrealistic goals for my dog, and beating jokes into the ground. Basically, I am a 10/10.

I am also a member of a number of elite frequent shopper clubs, including the prestigious Fry's VIP card. (It's kind of a big deal.)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Honestly, people notice my dog, but if they were to notice one thing about me it would probably be the fact that I can run for president at age 35 because I am a natural born citizen of the United States, not Canada.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: I tend to read a lot of non-fiction. Books I have read in the past year: Thinking Fast and Slow by Daniel Kahneman, The Honest Truth About Dishonest by Dan Ariely, Bad Science by Ben Goldacre, The Smartest Kids in the World by Amanda Ripley, The Better Angles of Our Nature by Steven Pinker. I also went on a big Neil Gaiman kick in 2013, as I got through American Gods, Neverwhere, Ocean at the End of the Lane, and all the Sandman books. At some point I read all the Ender's books. I'll read most anything if it is interesting.

Movies: I love movies good and bad, and will see anything. Movies I enjoyed in 2013 were Gravity, Inside Llewyn Davis, Her, Side Effects, American Hustle, Kings of Summer, In a World... The Heat. Olympus has Fallen was the best bad movie of 2013 for sure. I actually thought 2013 was a pretty weak year in film, but I enjoy going to the movies anyway.

TV Shows: I thought True Detective was the best new show on TV. The first season was simply amazing. I am also a big fan of Breaking Bad, Justified, Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Archer, 30 Rock, Veep, Parks and Recreation, Wilfred, Dr. Who, Arrested Development. I've seen way too many TV shows, and should go outside at some point.

Music: I will listen to anything that sounds awesome, including Hip Hop (Kendrick Lama, Kanye, Earl Sweatshirt, Danny Brown, the Weeknd) electronic (Flying Lotus, Schlomo, James Blake, Ratatat) or even folk/country music (Grizzly Bear, Wilco). I try to expose myself to as much as I can. My taste in music has evolved over time, and I think that is a good thing.

Food: DC has officially unimpressed me with its poor selection of Mexican food. On the other hand, the Ethiopian food here is amazing. Also, there are plenty of other phenomenal cuisines to sample, so I am only complaining a little.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
(1) Something worthy of learning and getting better at.
(2) A durable pair of shoes.
(3) Good People.
(4) Good Stories.
(5) Some way to listen to music.
(6) My AMERICAN Passport
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why people do what they do, why the world works like it works, and what I can do to make sense of it all.

I also spend much time contemplating a number of more specific and pressing issues, such as:

Is it possible for a dog to be part muppet?
Will Kim Kardashian birth the anti-christ?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I might be half-Canadian.
You should message me if
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You thought this profile was moderately amusing.