Hello and welcome. I am witty, active, on-the-go, affectionate and a driver. I like to see new things and people, laugh with my friends and learn new stuffs. I am independent and motivated, I am best suited for someone who has their own thing and is happy with it.

Disclaimer on the next sentence. If and when we ever meet, you would never expect the following:
I work in federal law enforcement, I can talk about it at length, but I will keep this short and say it fucking rocks my socks.
I have a side business that pays more than threefold what I make with the feds, but the U.S. government has slightly better staying power than my business lol.

Dressing for success, making small talk, math, critical thinking, hiding in plain sight.

My smile. And I have no hair on my head.

Books, movies and shows are luxuries I currently do not enjoy. I read several (dozen) articles a day on the internet, but my attention span is too short to read more than a few at a time. The last TV series I regularly watched was 'Through the Wormhole' with Morgan Freeman a few years ago. This is probably a good time to let you know I am complete dork-ass.
I eat to live, not live to eat. But that is not to say I can't enjoy a good meal when the opportunity presents itself. And yes, the opportunity does present itself regularly.
I listen to EDM, hip-hop, Top 40, pretty much anything I can dance to. After a long week at work I just wanna dance, ya know?

Coffee
My car
Google
Music
Friends
Phone

This question officially sucks my ass.

Going out. It's Friday night.
I have a DJ friend who has been playing some good clubs lately, I try and save my nights for going out to go with him. I'm old for clubbing. Deal with it.

One time I won an award for a writing contest at a community college and my whole family showed up and I won an honorable mention. Lame.

You think you could be my inamorata.