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CharminglyWitty

32 M Los Angeles, CA

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from law school
Job
Law
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English, Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
You should stop reading my profile. Go find a nice boy. I'm not him. I'll treat you mean to keep you keen. You've been warned.

Whisky aficionado. Writer. Bad influence. If you can do the splits we could be friends.

I'm a linguaphile and unrepentant flirt. I think whispering is incredibly sexy.

I enjoy a clean, well-lighted place. Also, a dim-lit bar with deep shadows. I like people who are laid back enough to laugh at life, and smart enough to appreciate it.
What I’m doing with my life
Fucking around writing music; traveling; turning golden brown in the summer; learning German; finding out how many licks to the center of a tootsie pop.
I’m really good at
Lateral thinking; playing devil's advocate; winding up in situations where I need a devil's advocate; cooking; prevarication; provocation; prestidigitation...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Hemingway, Palahniuk, Faulkner, Fitzgerald, Dashiell Hammett, Milan Kundera, Nabokov... anything good. I was a lit major - I love books.

Radiohead, NIN, TV On The Radio, Girl Talk, Arcade Fire, Portishead, Interpol, Massive Attack, Modest Mouse, Björk, Handsome Boy Modeling School, Dresden Dolls, Pink Floyd, Warren Zevon, Placebo, Converge,

True Detective, Mad Men, Game of Thrones, Californiacation, Archer, House of Cards, Vikings

Steak, sushi, gellato.
The six things I could never do without
I can do without a lot, but I'm rather partial to:

Quality alcohol
Red meat
A good book to read
Sex
Solitude
Laughter
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to solve other peoples problems, usually in a professional capacity; How the right turn of phrase or choice of word can make a thought meaningful, or trite; what the sparkle in a stranger's eye might mean.
On a typical Friday night I am
Sipping bourbon in my jacuzzi, laughing with friends. Or maybe just drunk at a dive bar. Depends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Darling, you must work harder than that to find out my secrets.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–35
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
You "love to laugh and have fun" HOLY FUCKING SHIT WE'RE SOUL MATES MSSG ME!!!