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Charolastro

32 M Portland, OR

My Details

Last Online
Aug 30
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Used up
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), German (Poorly), Russian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Like many I have washed upon the shores of Portland: the tired, the poor, the huddled masses yearning to eat vegan, veg, local meats, to homebrew, to ferment, to drown in craft beer, to be within earshot of rows of Pinot - Noir, Blanc, and Gris.
So Cal native who upon realizing that he was nearing half of his life in the tumultuous easy of the South finally answered the call of the West tugging at his heart.

Music geek.
Wine geek.
Literature drunk.
I endlessly consume art in all its various forms.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Writing Songs. Working to live, not living to work. Pursuing the heart dream like children chase fireflies with a jar and having a blast; doing my best to make the undertaker jealous.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Jokes that take a few seconds to register but elicit hearty chuckles.
Recognizing accents
Selling wine. What can I say? I'm a natural. Sometimes it feels like a Jedi mind trick. You need booze.
Snappy one liners
Applying an appropriate (or inappropriate) song to every situation
Comfortable silences
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That they're pretty sure they've met me (as in, a black person) before.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
These lists are a work in progress. Stay tuned...

Books: Nabakov, Hemighway, Dostoevsky, Bukowski, Milan Kundera, Bill Bryson, Evelyn Waugh, Edna St. Vincent Milay, Junot Diaz, Tolkien, etc.
Biographies of musicans including Gram Parsons,Townes Van Zandt, and Wilco
Old Wine Encyclopedias are hilarious.

Graphic Novels: Y The Last Man, The Walking Dead, DMZ

Movies:The Dark Knight, There Will Be Blood, Vicky Cristina Barcelona, No Country For Old Men, O' Brother, Where Art Thou?, 3:10 to Yuma, A Clockwork Orange, Let the Right One In , The Diving Bell and The Butterfly, Usual Suspects, Pale Rider, Royal Tannenbaums, Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou, Shaun of the Dead, Hot Fuzz, Death at a Funeral (Brit Version), Braveheart, Tombstone, Princess Bride, Anna Karenina, Fight Club, Before Sunrise, Amelie, High Fidelity, Goonies, Big Fish, The Motorcycle Diaries, Sin Nombre, Amores Perros, Babel, Baader-Meinhof Komplex, Romper Stomper, Happiness, This is England, The Secretary, The Big Lebowski, Pan's Labyrinth, Rachel's Getting Married, Bram Stoker's Dracula, Frieda, Trailer Park Boys, Aronofsky, Almodóvar, Fellini, and P.T. Anderson

Shows: The Walking Dead, True Detective, Mad Men, Breaking Bad, Anthony Bourdain, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Louie, Maron, Dexter, Parks & Rec, bad apocalypse shows on the Hitler Channel, as well as Archer, Squidbillies, American Dad, Daria, King of the Hill, Venture Brothers, Metalocalypse, 30 Rock, Archer, Community, Parks and Recreation, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Arrested Development, Workaholics, Eastbound and Down

Music:

Alternative Country-ish:
Gram Parsons, Whiskeytown, Uncle Tupelo, Avett Bros, Townes Van Zandt, Steve Earle, Wilco, John Prine, Guy Clark, Hank Sr, Hank III, Unknown Hinson, Waylon Jennings, Willie Nelson, Johnny Cash, Dale Watson, Neko Fuckin' Case, Wanda Jackson, Lucinda Williams, Loretta Lynn, Tammy Wynette, Neil Young, Lucero, Buddy Holly, Neil Young, Kacey Musgraves, Hayes Carll

(Indie Rock/Punk/Whatever) :
Queens of the Stone Age, P.J. Harvey, Dirty Three, Bjork, Failure, Tom Waits, Radiohead, These Arms are Snakes, Mars Volta, Balmorrhea, Band of Horses, TV on the Radio, Astrosonido Espacial, HUM, The Big Sleep, Fugazi, Jawbreaker, Mogwai, Explosions In the Sky, Stiff Little Fingers, Sleater Kinney, Elvis Costello, Bon Iver, Jets to Brazil, Pedro the Lion, International Noise Conspiracy

<3 Metal:
Dark Castle; Black Sabbath, Taake, Deafheaven, Kvelertak, High on Fire, Kyuss, Emperor, Dimmu Borgir, Old Man's Child, Down, Pantera, Atlas Moth, Deftones, In Flames, At the Gates, Soilwork, Burzum, Dark Throne, Indian, Mastodon, Animals as Leaders, Dilinger Escape Plan,

Core:
Cave-In, Refused; Oh, Sleeper; Converge, Cave-In, The Number 12 Looks Like You, No Knife, At the Drive-In, Choking Victim, Embrace, Minor Threat,Black Flag, Dag Nasty, Rites of Spring,

Beats:
Aesop Rock, Murs, Atmosphere, Death Grips, Mikah 9, Prefuse 73, Q-tip, De La Soul, Souls of Mischief, Pharcyde, Sage Francis, Slum Village, Del, Kool Keith, Cannibal Ox, Def Jux, Anticon, J Dilla, Mos Def, Talib Kwali, Yelawolf, Killah Mike, P Villa, etc.

Soul-R&B:
Ray Charles, Sam Cooke, Sharon Jones, Aretha Franklin, Supremes, Marvellettes, Etta James, Otis, Stevie Wonder, James Blake, The Weeknd, Solomon Burke, Pointer Sisters, Amy Winehouse,Nina Simone, Four Tops, Curtis Mayfield, Gladys Knight, Isley Brothers, William Bell, Al Green, Marvin Gaye, Bobby Womack, Smokey Robinson, Frank Ocean, Isaac Hayes, The Weeknd, Mayer Hawthorne, Fitz and the Tantrums

Jazz:
Miles, Wes Montgomery, Thelonious, Mingus, Thundercat , Bossa Nova, etc

Electro:
El Guincho, Bibio, Toro y Moi, Little Dragon, Flying Lotus, Neon Indian, Grimes, Com Truise, Nosaj Thing, Portishead, Savath and Savalas, How to Dress Well, Washed Out, Tricky, Zero 7, Downtemp0, Lounge ,Drum 'n' Bass , Jungle, early and English Dubstep, IDM, Glitch, etc.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My guitar
My glasses (Red Fox once said "I have a broken pair of glasses to help me find my regular glasses" Sad, but true.)
A pen and paper
Books
Metaphors and Similes, and the assortment of literary devices... I don't know what I'd do without them.
Something new to learn
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
If I played in a metal band, would that make it technically a Black Metal band? (Do I still have to wear chaos spikes and corpse paint?)
Travel
All my loved ones scattered across the globe
New songs floating in my head
Cowboys
Ninjas
Cowboys vs. Ninja (Is there a movie about this already?)
The highway as a metaphor for nature (i spend a lot of time in the car): the slow and steady driver (the sheep), the fast driver (the gazelle), the amateur dragster (the lemming), the confused, erratic, and obviously lost driver (the junebug), and the fudge (hyenas).
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
handing my friends a manila envelope simply labeled "Saturday 8AM" and telling them "You'll know what to do."
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a pet lion in my closet named Aslan. I'm not sure how he got there but he told me he's got the hook-up on some fire Turkish Delight. I didn't know lions sold drugs.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–42
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
*you believe the right chord progression can save a life.

*Considering that I'm brand new to the state and extremely green, I'm not looking for anything in particular. I'm focused on making friends. If something develops, cool. If something blossoms, beautiful.