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26 • College Park, MD • Man
I’m looking for
- Ages 21–31
- Near me
- Who are single
- For long-term dating, short-term dating
- Last online
- Mar 19
- 5′ 9″ (1.76m)
- Body type
- Mostly anything
- Very often
- Atheism, and laughing about it
- Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
- Art / Music / Writing
- Rather not say
- Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
- Likes dogs and likes cats
- English (Fluently)
I'm not on this site just looking for sex, I know how to find people to have sex with.
I'm also not your typical gay guy. I enjoy going to local bars more than catching a drag show and haven't seen a single episode of Glee (I don't plan to), I'd rather catch up on Archer and other netflix shows. My favourite pair of shoes are my completely beat up converses and you can see my socks when I wear them, I give zero fucks.
I have an acerbic tongue with a wit to match and can be too blunt for my own good.
I'm a hopeless romantic and an impossible cynic at the same time.
I'm trying my best to become a published writer. But I'm hindered with a fully packed schedule and an insane desire not to fail at the only thing I've ever wanted to do.
I'm trying to find a awesome guy to incorporate into that.
I'm not succeeding in any of those areas, but I've managed to watch the entirety of my Netflix queue and download a bunch of new music.
I can make an amazing nonfat cappuccino and a stellar Earl Grey Tea Latte. Any coffee/tea drink, but those are my specialties. That and making steak.
I'm really fantastic at becoming overly invested in television shows, alienating people, and shopping with money I shouldn't be spending.
Also my hair and how it's constantly changing.
Often times its how I instantly come off as arrogant, cocky, overly confident, defensive/combative and downright insulting. But under those horrible traits I'm actually super loyal, protective and way too nice.
Song of the Moment: Rabbit Heart by Florence + Machine
Books: The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, The Chronicles of Narnia, Harry Potter, The Picture of Dorian Gray (Anything by Oscar Wilde), Void, Stranger On A Train, Stardust, Leave Myself Behind, The English Patient
Television: Nikita, Once Upon a Time, Cougar Town, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Veronica Mars, Dollhouse, 2 Broke Girls, Futurama, Archer, Roseanne, Stacked, Birds of Prey, Gilmore Girls, 30 Rock, Simpsons, Big Bang Theory, Batman the animated series, Firefly
Movies: Disney's Beauty and the Beast (if you love it we may be soulmates), Mean Girls, Easy A, Stardust, Finding Nemo, Saved
music: I mostly jam to rock, pop and indie tunes. Metro Station, Paramore, Mayday Parade, Florence + Machine, Digital Daggers, Aimee Allen, Ellie Goulding, Death Cab for Cutie, Capital Cities, Ivy, Air, Dandy Warhols, Garbage, Curve, Ke$ha, The Postal Service, Garbage, No Doubt, and so much more that you probably haven't heard of.
Food: Yes, food! I like sushi (anything Japanese, really) and live in anticipation of a good steak. Lately I'm also into Thai and Mediterranean dishes as well. If you can take me to or make me great Italian I will probably marry you
- wine (I adore it.)
- My best friends
- a good journal and pen
- low carb/zero calorie energy drinks
- my sister
And why are so many people doing the same?
How broken are we as race?
Sometimes I read while doing any of the above.
As I mentioned I'm kind of a hopeless romantic. As a result I can decide whether I like someone in about twenty minutes, for better I think, it helps cut through the bullshit. This same trait makes me fall for someone within about two hours if we connect then using sex as an emotional icebreaker. This usually ends poorly for me.
Or if you aren't a complete piece of shit.
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