-Robot Voice in "Treasure"
If you're reading this it's guaranteed that you are. So congratulations and pour yourself a bottle of wine! Oh wait this isn't supposed to be about you, its supposed to be about me right?
So I was thinking, "if Chaz was in an Urban Safari, what would his bio read". It might go a little something like this.
The Wild Chaz Bazz is a rare creature in streets of Seattle. Black and outgoing he has amassed a great group of friends and experiences while in town. You can find him Hosting Pub Quiz and Karaoke 3 nights a week or geeking out with Boards Games, Pizza and Cider at his home. In his spare time he likes to devote his keen analysis skills to the game of Pokemon, starting the Facebook group "Seattle Pokemon Players" because he was disappointed with the lack of community in the Seattle area. He dedicates some of this time to his blog "The Random Musings of a Chaz Bazz" on Tumblr; which is a random collection of his thoughts and observations of the world.
The Wild Chaz Bazz is also into things you might not expect. When he listens to music he likes to think how a song could enhance a moment in life; he wants at some point to start a Youtube series of just recording "ending montages" set to awesome music because of how movies of that nature make him feel. He describes his TV watching habits of that of a 9 year old girl cause they happen to be a mix of Cartoons and late night Dramas. Castle, Bones and Grey's always leave him wanting more. The Legend of Korra, Young Justice and other Super Hero related media helps him gain more material for his day dreaming action sequences. There is also a Transsexual Porn Star's Podcast which he finds very funny; he even quotes it a lot but most people wouldn't know that he is.
Oh yeah, he also lets random strangers sleep on his couch. You guessed it, he's an Airbnb Host. He has learned a lot meeting various people from different cultures and countries showing them what he's learned about the city and getting paid for it. Who knew!?
He see's the world a little bit differently than others. Replacing the word "need" with "want" in most cases and tries his best to be responsible for his own feelings and actions. He always wants to laugh and see the brighter side of a situation whenever possible. To Chaz it's not a "glass half full" or "glass half empty" kind of life. It's "whats the fuck is in the glass and how the fuck can he use to to give himself and the people around him an awesome life experience". Oh that's not whats in the glass. He'll just leave it there and walk away.
It's all about sharing in the human experience. So share yours and he'll share his. K, thanks bye!