Just add me on Facebook most of the shit I have here is already on there and probably more up to date: http://facebook.com/carlosvalencia
I'm a nice dude but I'm a comic with a very dark sense of humor, so if you're offended by the words cunt, fuck, shit, cocksucker, motherfucker, or pretty much any word in the English language, you're probably not gonna like me. Actually if you're pretty much offended by anything at all, you're probably not gonna like me. I don't actively seek to anger people, but after a while I may tell a joke about something you find personally offensive and you'll get mad, and then even madder when I refuse to apologize and call you out for previously laughing at jokes that others might've found offensive. Either anything goes or nothing goes. You're not the center of the universe.
That said, if you're open minded, intelligent, and have a good sense of humor I'm probably gonna love you and want to give you a hug :)
By good sense of humor I mean you laugh often and/or can appreciate a good joke about any subject. You don't necessarily have to be funny to have a good sense of humor. A lot of people think they're funny. They're not. Feel free to prove me wrong. There's no one I love more than funny people.
I hate that "Atheism" is listed as a Religion on this, but it was my only viable choice. Given the option I would've answered the Religion question with "Against". That said, I do tend to dig Buddhists and can get down with the idea of an all encompassing spirituality for lack of a better word.
Whenever possible I like watching Jeopardy with my mom. Like a fucking gangsta. #thuglife
TIFS. Type Indicators are Full of Shit.
I like constructive debate and listening to differing points of view so there's a chance I'll probably still like your profile even if we're a low match. However, if we're less than a 30% Match and more than 40% Enemies then there's probably something seriously wrong with you, and you're a bad person.
If you ever find yourself wondering whether I'm kidding or not, odds are I'm kidding. The only thing I take seriously is comedy.