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Chebi_Dancer

44 F Oakland, CA

I’m looking for

  • Straight guys only
  • Ages 35–48
  • Near me
  • Who are single

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 1:28pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Sagittarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Other
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has a kid
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I'm a tall, blonde haired, blue eyed sexy fat-girl but prefer voluptuous to "BBW" because my extra cushion is very well placed ... plus BBW makes me think of bad perms, moo-moos and stretch pants(oh my!) I have one tattoo and a couple of holes poked through my skin.

My beautiful baby girl takes up a lot of my time but mommy needs a bit of adult time too.

I smile a lot, like dumb jokes and general silliness. I'm honest, open, direct and have been told I'm easy to talk to. I'm comfortable in jeans and a t-shirt or looking fabulous in a c0cktail dress. I like going to big parties, costumed events and am very social but like a quite evening at home on the sofa just as much. I LOVE music be it listening at home, seeing a live band, or singing for myself and believe there are good musicians/artists in every genre. Chopin to Slayer and beyond ... Mike Patton and Les Claypool are my two of my favorites but Celine Dion just might make my ears bleed. I couldn't care any less about what Britney Spears is doing and think most TV is a big waste of time but do I have a few guilty TV pleasures (Dexter, True Blood, The Daily Show & The Colbert Report.)

I like cooking and enjoy being a gracious host with and for other people. I'm into organic food, farmers markets, real butter, rich coffee and good wine (didn't get my extra padding from eating McDonald's, eww!).

I love being outside be it my back yard, a sidewalk cafe, street fair, park, beach or among the trees. Camping and hiking are great especially around or to rustic hot springs. I love creating art and making things, costumes, mixed media art(recycled stuff), photography, welded sculpture ... I'm not afraid to get dirty and sometimes I even like it!

I've not done much travel outside of the West Coast (mostly California, it's a big state and road trips are fun!) but I am aching to do so.

If you subscribe to astrological compatibility ... I'm a Sag/Leo rising ... year of the c@ck, baby.

I want a gentleman with a twisted sense of humor, quick wit, a healthy sex drive and like to cuddle. Style, intelligence, honesty and confidence are a must and handsome never hurts ;) You don't need to have kids but wouldn't mind if you did but I don't want to make anymore.

If you've gotten this far say hello!

"Be who you are and say what you feel because those that matter don't mind and those that mind don't matter." -- Dr. Seuss

Let your love be disgraceful, crazy and wild. If you're too holy and careful God will escape you. - Rumi
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I'm a Harry Potter nerd.
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You are over 28 and are NOT looking for "on-line fun" ... don't act stupid, you know mean.

Please, it's sweet but please don't even bother hitting on me if you are under 25 ...
You don't have enough life experience; I don't want to need to explain jokes or comments I make. You don't even have close to enough sexual experience for me and I don't want to teach. Physically, your thighs aren't even fully filled out yet and that doesn't start to happen until 26 or so ...

Plus it creeps me out to think of having sex with someone I could have given birth to ... I'd be ok with a 30yo and 48yo but at that point life experience comes into play.

Thanks!