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45 Greenfield, IN Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 33–47
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 4:18am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.81m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity, but not too serious about it
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Dear desperate gay dude,

What part of the words "I'm straight" do you not understand?

Sincerely not yours,
The straight guy you keep messaging.

So the biggest turn off on a profile has got to be someone saying don't message me if this or don't message me if that, so that's exactly what I'm going to do.

Don't message me if...
- Your favorite snack is a Twinkie and a cigarette. (I used to eat Twinkies, but recently decided I don't want my body preserved after death)
- You are not at all self conscious about those teeth. You know...the ones that aren't there! (My teeth are nothing to be jealous of. I do have a full set, brush them, and go to the dentist)
- You lied about either your location or your nationality on your profile. (I would date any race or nationality, but I'm not on here to help you get your citizenship.)
- You're, your, two, too, to. You only ever use two items from the previous list.
- You have ever jumped from an airplane. I don't think it makes you crazy. I just don't want you calling me a p***y, because I'd scream like a little girl if you opened the airplane door while I was on board.
- You are older than me. Sorry, but I'm getting old and unwilling to except my fate at this time.
- You are some hot chick in your 20's. What person in their right mind would want to spoil perfectly good fantasies by making them a reality?

Do message me if...
Oh hell. Anyone with poor enough taste to message me, I probably wouldn't be willing to date. Maybe I better rethink that citizenship thing?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm looking for the love of my life. Either that or a live in maid.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Are you trying to say there is something I'm not really good at?
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My brain. People stop me on the street and say "Oh. What a nice brain. It matches your skull...and your shoes."
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Well let's see. The only non-reference books I've ever read in my life are Lord of the Flies, Runaway Ralph, and My Friend Flicka. Just about everything else I've ever read starts with the words "Exam reference".

I like all movies with the exception of horror. You know...the Final Destination crap.
I like just about all foods except some of the more raw seafood varieties. Not that big on Indian cuisine either.
I like a variety of music with the exceptions being very hard core rap and very hard core big band stuff. The rest depends on mood.
As far as shows, I have really enjoy live theater if it is something interesting like a comedy piece. For example, I watched Full Monty at Clowes Hall and that was MUCH better than watching it as a movie.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Clothes - I'd feel naked without them.
Glasses - I like to see
I'll think about the rest. I'm not putting the life or death stuff.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Too much. I often have smoke coming from my ears.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working. I'm willing to change that.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I would like to get an Irish wolfhound and name him Sheamus so I can speak to him with a bad Irish accent.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to. Why else would you message me? Oh... No. Please don't message to tell me I'm an ass. My friends and acquaintances can handle those notifications just fine.