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CheckingThis0ut

45 Greenfield, IN Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 30–50
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 7:04pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.81m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity, but not too serious about it
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
If one more person messages me with " wanna f@$k", I'm giving up on this site. No one has. I'm just providing you with support in your battle.

I'm a little self conscious and, since I'm usually on the toilet when I look at this site, I probably wont message you.

Little known facts...

1. Humpty Dumpty jumped.
2. Only two mice were blind. The third was scamming welfare.

I'm bored and it shows. I can't get serious about a site like this, but I also don't go anywhere to meet women. I'm looking for someone whose personality compliments mine. Someone to challenge and inspire me. A muse I suppose. I'm better at doing for others than at doing for myself so being a singular entity takes its toll. I'm officially rambling now.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Walking backward until I figure out where I lost the trail.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Anything I work hard at, with the exception of smooth talking a woman. I may be romantically retarded. Forrest Gump 1, Kevin 0. Save my seat. I'll be back for a rematch.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My brain. People stop me on the street and say "Oh. What a beautiful mind". Um... or perhaps those are the ones who aren't really there.

(Note: If you catch the movie reference in that, you
Might be weird enough for us to talk.)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Well let's see. The only non-reference books I've ever read are Lord of the Flies, Runaway Ralph, and My Friend Flicka. Just about everything else I've ever read starts with the words "Exam reference".

I like all movies with the exception of horror. You know...the Final Destination crap.
I like just about all foods except some of the more raw seafood varieties. Not that big on Indian cuisine either.
I like a variety of music with the exceptions being very hard core rap and very hard core big band stuff. The rest depends on mood.
As far as shows, I have really enjoy live theater if it is something interesting like a comedy piece. For example, I watched Full Monty at Clowes Hall and that was MUCH better than watching it as a movie.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Clothes - I'd feel naked without them.
Glasses - I like to see.
YOU! - Whoever that is.
Toilet paper - Don't YOU feel special now?

Honestly just friends, family, and the things that sustain life.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Everything! I often have smoke coming from my ears.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working. I'm willing to change that.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'll scream like a little girl if a spider is near my face.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are interested in casual dating with possibilities. I want to find that special someone, but coming on too strong triggers my avoidance mechanism.