So let's start with a little fun quiz for you that will give me insight into our compatibility...(select one from each).
1. Tea or coffee?
2. Sunbathing in the sun or swimming?
3. Sweet or salty?
4. Bars or clubs?
5. Text or phone?
6. Red or white wine?
7. Money or adventure?
8. Movies or music?
As for me, let's start with the fact that I actually have a job, a car, and don't live in my Mom's basement. I wear socks that match and I am a confident, attractive and comedic person.
I shouldn't be telling you this, but I once lost a needle in a haystack and found it. When I go to Wendy's the entire menu changes to 99 cents. My carpet vacuums itself. Every day is my lucky day, probably because of my Irish genetics. I dance like I invented it. I party like it's 1999. My strengths outweigh my weaknesses. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a spatula, microwave, and a toaster oven. I'm a stellar hugger and a world class cuddler. I beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling. Mexican is my favorite food group. I bake 30 minute brownies in 20 minutes flat. Moms love me, and children want to grow up to be me. I always pick the most full and symmetrical Christmas trees. I'm a go-getta. I sleep once a day. Basically, I rock!
I bet I've got your attention now. My name is Chet, and most days of the week you can find me working as a sales manager and trainer. As someone who has always loved to make big decisions, help others, and meet new and interesting people every day, what could possibly be better? Well maybe just a few things...maybe you?
Ok now let's talk about you...
You are happy, compassionate, and reflexively kind. You are open to the world, extremely bright, FUNNY, and joy swims in the air around you. You take care of yourself and are fit and healthy. You enjoy food without too much guilt, or at least don't eat like a bird. I'm not seeking a twig. I like a woman to be healthy and strong, and enjoy having curves, even if they're small curves. You're outgoing, fun loving, smart, caring, and friendly. You should be able to drive conversation and keep me thinking instead of just sitting there looking pretty...don't get me wrong the looking pretty part is a plus :)
Do you think you have what it takes?