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CheekyMonkey197

41 F Brooklyn, NY

My Details

Last Online
Today – 3:17pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Construction
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Off beat, quirky (without being a hipster), wicked sense of humor (I've done stand up), over-user of parenthesis.

Would love to meet someone who gets me, can keep up with me, loves at least some of the things I do and can introduce me to more.
What I’m doing with my life
It's an ever evolving process. I still don't know what I want to be when I grow up.
I’m really good at
Reading people. I can usually tell when something is up. Even when they say "oh...nothing. I'm fine." LIARS!
The first things people usually notice about me
My biting sarcasm. It can be...a little much sometimes. Or maybe it's my huge...tracks o' land.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I still haven't read 50 Shades of Grey. And I probably won't.
Love classics and rarely pay attention to best sellers. Like movies of all kinds but I'm freaked out by movie theaters because of bed bugs.

The Walking Dead. That is all.
The six things I could never do without
My dog
Arsenal FC (with a tiny soft spot for Celtic)
HGTV
A/C in the summer, heat in the winter
Red Lipstick
Orange marmalade
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The fixture list. Do I have my keys? Did I set my alarm? Why is the dog bothering me? Has this freckle changed shape?
On a typical Friday night I am
There's no such thing as typical...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I will go to the pub at 7 in the morning to watch football. You can come. Also, liverwurst is fucking DELICIOUS.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 36–49
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You think I'm awesome? You're a fellow Gooner? Shits and giggles? You are able to tell me if this freckle is indeed cancerous?