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30 F San Francisco, CA

My Details

Last Online
Jul 21
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Full figured
Strictly anything
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Might want kids
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I'm pretty amazing.

I am also pretty much a pain in the ass.

I laugh loudest at my own jokes and will stink eye you until you laugh as well. I have a generous heart but I will never share my ice cream cone with you. I am usually care free and in a good mood, but I am also a handful. I work hard, but I procrastinate everything. I see the glass as half full, but I also will call my girlfriends to gossip about how the glass went from full to half full so quickly.

In other words, I'm a girl and having fun being one.
What I’m doing with my life
Spending a significant amount of my time at work. A good portion of my time with my nearest and dearest. Not spending enough time outside exploring. Trying to find the balance of it all.
I’m really good at
Parallel parking and killing my house plants.
The first things people usually notice about me
I deal with customers all day, every day. When asking for me, I've had customers say basic descriptions like the redhead lady or the white woman, but I've had interesting ones like the lady who is always laughing or the bossy woman. Who knows what really stands out? We are all chameleons to the eyes of society as a whole.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
If I fill this out, whatever would we talk about during those quiet, awkward moments.

Plus, our awesome or horrible choices in literature, viewing habits, etc don't really matter if we both have the personalities of a rock. I forbid judgement of this section.

(Actually that's a lie.... I totally judge you and think you should judge me for my lack of sharing. What can I say- I'm an only child- I never aced the sharing part in the test of life.)
The six things I could never do without
1. indoor plumbing
2. my beautiful feline
3. dining establishments
4. laughter and wittiness
5. a hair tie
6. manners
7. Nordstroms
8. vitamin d
9. an inability to follow the rules
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Crocodiles. Sometimes sharks, but mostly crocodiles.

Oh these questions...
On a typical Friday night I am
Brushing my cat! What else would I possibly be doing?!?!?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I've got a thing for Harrison Ford. Like bad. If I meet him, I am going to expect you to put one in for the team and distract Calista Flockhart while I make my moves.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 28–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
If you are hoping to wake up one day in a bathtub filled with ice only to find that your kidneys and liver are missing, then I am your girl. You should most definitely message me.

Wait...where are you going? I was only kidding......geez. I would never take more than your kidneys.