I am also pretty much a pain in the ass.
I laugh loudest at my own jokes and will stink eye you until you laugh as well. I have a generous heart but I will never share my ice cream cone with you. I am usually care free and in a good mood, but I am also a handful. I work hard, but I procrastinate everything. I see the glass as half full, but I also will call my girlfriends to gossip about how the glass went from full to half full so quickly.
In other words, I'm a girl and having fun being one.