Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm pretty amazing.
I am also pretty much a pain in the ass.
I laugh loudest at my own jokes and will stink eye you until you
laugh as well. I have a generous heart but I will never share my
ice cream cone with you. I am usually care free and in a good mood,
but I am also a handful. I work hard, but I procrastinate
everything. I see the glass as half full, but I also will call my
girlfriends to gossip about how the glass went from full to half
full so quickly.
In other words, I'm a girl and having fun being one.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Spending a significant amount of my time at work. A good portion of
my time with my nearest and dearest. Not spending enough time
outside exploring. Trying to find the balance of it all.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Parallel parking and killing my house plants.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I deal with customers all day, every day. When asking for me, I've
had customers say basic descriptions like the redhead lady or the
white woman, but I've had interesting ones like the lady who is
always laughing or the bossy woman. Who knows what really stands
out? We are all chameleons to the eyes of society as a whole.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
If I fill this out, whatever would we talk about during those
quiet, awkward moments.
Plus, our awesome or horrible choices in literature, viewing
habits, etc don't really matter if we both have the personalities
of a rock. I forbid judgement of this section.
(Actually that's a lie.... I totally judge you and think you should
judge me for my lack of sharing. What can I say- I'm an only child-
I never aced the sharing part in the test of life.)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. indoor plumbing
2. my beautiful feline
3. dining establishments
4. laughter and wittiness
5. a hair tie
8. vitamin d
9. an inability to follow the rules
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Crocodiles. Sometimes sharks, but mostly crocodiles.
Oh these questions...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Brushing my cat! What else would I possibly be doing?!?!?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've got a thing for Harrison Ford. Like bad. If I meet him, I am
going to expect you to put one in for the team and distract Calista
Flockhart while I make my moves.
I’m looking for
- Guys who like girls
- Ages 28–45
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you are hoping to wake up one day in a bathtub filled with ice
only to find that your kidneys and liver are missing, then I am
your girl. You should most definitely message me.
Wait...where are you going? I was only kidding......geez. I would
never take more than your kidneys.
Who are you looking for?
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