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Cheezeballs

37 F Los Angeles, CA

My Details

Last Online
Jul 21
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White, Other
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Judaism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Pisces
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Hi I'm awesome. You should date me. yay!

I'm a big kid at heart. I am a self proclaimed foodie and wine lover. Love to drink and eat and try new things. I'm open to new experiences of all kinds. I love to travel, I am fortunate to have been more places around the world then most people could ever dream. Oh and I'm much hotter in person than I am in photos..OH I hate photos.. I am a behind the scenes kind of gal.
What I’m doing with my life
Trying to establish if the world is with me or against me. As a result I have taken up my sword and I am battling the evil forces that try to destroy it. I have taken out garden gnomes, apple trees, dragons and I have captured a Unicorn I call "Horse"
I’m really good at
Taking care of others, multi-tasking and talking throughout movies. Yeah, I cannot lie... I do talk a lot when watching films.. I blame it on the ADHD.
The first things people usually notice about me
My dimples, my big eyes...or how fast I talk.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: I'm not sure I know how to read
Movies: The one where the people talk to each other
Shows: The one where the people talk to each other a lot and then keep talking about it the next episode.
Music: the kind that has rhythm
Food: The edible kind

No really.. I do know how to read. I love books of all kind. When I was a kid my mom used to have to pry the books from my hand to get me to sleep, and after she left my room, I would often grab a flash light and keep reading under the covers.

Movies: I love, love, love 'The Princess Bride' I have seen it more than a hundred times, and it's always as brilliant as the first time I watched it. Anything by John Hughes; 'The Fifth Element' (not sure why I love, but I do); Scarface;The Godfather films, Goodfellas (yes.. I do love mafia films); Amelie (Audrey Tautou was fantastic in this film!); Breakfast at Tiffany's; Finding Nemo; The Incredibles; Star Wars (the original) and Empire Strikes Back (the BEST of all the Star Wars films.. in my opinion); Old Boy... AMAZING film; loved Battle Royale; 300 was shot incredibly and looking at half naked men with amazing bodies doesn't hurt;The Usual Suspects; Tootsie (I laugh just thinking about)... I love movies, all kinds.. especially animated (don't get,me started), action and thriller, and I have been known to enjoy the musical kind as well.

I pretty much like all music.. my father being a musician, I grew up learning to appreciate music of all kinds... I love the classics from Zeppelin to Hendrix, Motown.. love me some Marvin Gay, Aretha, Stevie Wonder..mmmmm... I love The Staples Singers; George Clinton and Parliament-Funkadelic; Joan Jett ; Blondie; Jay Z; NWA; Tribe Called Quest; all old skool hip-hop; Nirvana; Yelle; MIA; Stiff Little Fingers; Fitz & the Tantrums; Portis Head; Z~Trip and i can't forget Jane's Addiction...my musical genres are all over the place.. I even like a Johnny Cash song or two.. so to ask what kind of music I like...ALL!

Food... wow.. I could probably write a novel on food. I love to try new things, totally into all types of food.. i love the food truck phenomenon (although if you would have asked me to eat at one a few years ago, I would have said eeew a roach coach.. now not so much), my favorite restaurant in LA is The Little Door.. the food is oooohhhhhhh AMAZING!! I am not afraid to try anything... I have traveled the world many times and when you are in villages in the middle of the no where, sometimes you have eat some strange and bizarre things.
The six things I could never do without
In no particular order
family, friends, food, wine, books (all kinds) and Trader Joe's.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How the world can improve and how I wish I had the means to improve it. What I can do in the meantime to better this place we call Earth, without the means.
On a typical Friday night I am
Deciding if world domination is my destiny or if it truly is to sit on a couch and watch Netflix.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I secretly want to be the voice of a cartoon character.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 31–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating
You should message me if
You understand my sense of humor, will allow me to try new recipes on you (and it's ok to say the food I made sucked) and you like to have a good glass of wine.

If you are looking for a booty call, don't bother messaging me, I have enough men in my life that want only that..and they are sitting on the bench and coach is not letting them to come to bat.

If you didn't get the aforementioned baseball reference than don't even bother looking at my profile again, let alone message me. :)

Oh and if you're one of those guys that thinks taking a photo of yourself in.a bathroom is what a woman wants to see you're wrong...and if you have a photo like that on your profile, definitely don't message me.