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27 M Philadelphia, PA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 1:13pm
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Used up
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Has dogs
English (Fluently), French (Okay), Latin (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I sincerely enjoy the human experience.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a private chef with my own business and I help run one of the best beer shops in Philly.
I’m really good at
Cooking, conversation, disc golf, creating art, writing, dance parties in awkward spaces, watching the sun rise.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books:1984, Brave New World, Great Gatsby, On the Road, Zen and the art of motorcycle maintenance, One flew over the cuckoo's next, Slaughterhouse five, Farenheit 451, Naked Lunch, Catch 22, Clockwork Orange, Infinite Jest, Lolita. Edit: finally started brothers karamazov 4/7

Movies: Gaspar Noe, Takashi Miike, Akira Kurosawa, David Lynch, David Cronenberg, Stanley Kubrick, Werner Herzog, Alfred Hitchcock, Martin Scorcese, Alejandro Jodorowsky, Fritz Lang, Roman Polanski, Mel Brooks, The entire Monty Python crew. Also big into anything from Troma productions. Edit: favorite movie I've seen recently was the fruit hunters. I've been lucky to use a ton of rare and obscure ingredients over the years but there were a handful I've never had before. 4/7

Music: doom metal and a lot of Electronic music electronic music that isnt glow sticks and people eating ecstacy for the first time. Scuba, Nicolas jaar, legowelt, Jamie xx, burial, maya jane coles, machinedrum and george fitzgerald to name a few. Favorite bands of all time include the Disco biscuits, The misfits, Beach Boys, Kraftwerk, My bloody valentine, Hot Chip, Wu tang Clan, Talking heads, and NoFX. Edit: lots of kraut rock lately, especially cave. 4/8

Shows: I dont really watch much tv. Louie, Breaking bad, Workaholics, The simpsons. All time include Twin Peaks, Arrested Development, The og Prisoner, Alfred Hitchcock hour, Twilight zone and the wire. I've joined the shameless boat as well.

Food: I can cook anything and I will eat anything at least once. I will order whatever Ive never had before. I'm big into offal. Turning peasant food and things a lot of people throw away into incredible food is truly an art. Couer de cochon, sweetbreads, chicken livers and pig tails are some of my favorites. Edit: Making dinner for friends tonight. Fennel salad, tuna tartar on endive with caviar, truffled lobster risotto and whatever else is fresh. Not sure yet. 4/8

Artists: Goya, Mondrian, Magritte, Caravaggio, basquiat, blek le rat, buff monster, os gemeos, Daim, neckface, blu, kaws, mad barbarians, Jon burgerman.
The six things I could never do without
animal fat
sincere conversation
an outlet
I spend a lot of time thinking about
existentialism, quantum physics and food.

In what fashion will I obtain my own sealand?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
You've walked past my street art before. No, i won't tell you what I do.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
you think I probably won't suck in real life.

You like to drink and dance the night away.

You have an awesome kitchen and want someone to cook there.

You can introduce me to Neil degrasse Tyson

You want to share the most ridiculous messages you get.

You and I share an 80%+ match. I've met some super rad people from here that became good friends. I'm always down to meet new people.

And seriously, no kids. No. Kids.