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ChefStubbs

28 Philadelphia, PA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Today – 6:40pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body type
Used up
Diet
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Hospitality
Income
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Okay), Latin (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I sincerely enjoy the human experience.

Entp. Definitely extroverted.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a fine dining chef at arguably the best restaurant in Philly.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cooking, conversation, disc golf, creating art, writing, dance parties in awkward spaces, watching the sun rise, scrabble.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The way I hold myself.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books:1984, Brave New World, Great Gatsby, On the Road, Zen and the art of motorcycle maintenance, One flew over the cuckoo's next, Slaughterhouse five, Farenheit 451, Naked Lunch, Catch 22, Clockwork Orange, Infinite Jest, Lolita. Edit: a lot of cookbooks right now to be honest. (Volt, bouchon bakery have been two of my favorite recently )I've been slacking on finishing wind up bird chronicles. (2/9)

Movies: Gaspar Noe, Takashi Miike, Akira Kurosawa, David Lynch, David Cronenberg, Stanley Kubrick, Werner Herzog, Alfred Hitchcock, Martin Scorcese, Alejandro Jodorowsky, Fritz Lang, Roman Polanski, Mel Brooks, The entire Monty Python crew. Also big into anything from Troma productions. Edit: birdman was awesome (2/9) Thelma and Louise is strong. If this resonates with you, keep being badass. (2/15)

Music: doom metal and a lot of Electronic music recently..like electronic music that isnt glow sticks and people eating ecstacy for the first time. Scuba, Nicolas jaar, legowelt, Jamie xx, burial, maya jane coles, machinedrum and george fitzgerald to name a few. Favorite bands of all time include the Disco biscuits, The misfits, Beach Boys, Kraftwerk, My bloody valentine, Hot Chip, Wu tang Clan, Talking heads, and NoFX. Edit: Fred p crushed a couple weeks ago. Matthew dear is always good too. (2/9)

Shows: I dont really watch much tv. Louie, Breaking bad, Workaholics, The simpsons. All time include Twin Peaks, Arrested Development, The og Prisoner, Alfred Hitchcock hour, Twilight zone and the wire.

Food: I can cook anything and I will eat anything at least once. I will order whatever Ive never had before. I'm big into offal. Turning peasant food and things a lot of people throw away into incredible food is truly an art. Couer de cochon, sweetbreads, chicken livers and pig tails are some of my favorites. Edit: last thing I made recently that impressed myself was a chicory salad with pickled red onions, togarashi peanuts, valdeon, basement grown micro shiso and a vegetable ash vinaigrette. Other people? Will, Fork, Laurel and Townsend.

Artists: Goya, Mondrian, Magritte, Caravaggio, basquiat, blek le rat, buff monster, os gemeos, Daim, neckface, blu, kaws, mad barbarians, Jon burgerman. Edit: domenico crolla's pizza face.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
dancing
animal fat
sincere conversation
inspiration
an outlet
humanity
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
To be very honest, food is wholly consuming to me. My tv sits in the corner unplugged. I rarely watch Netflix nowadays. I read and read and read and read. I spend time on various forums (reddit amongst many others) discussing cheese, charcuterie, food science and plating with some of the best around the world. I collect insanely expensive modern books (see: modernist cuisine) and collect vintage (pre70s, especially French!) cookbooks. If I'm not working or dancing, I'm learning. What else should anyone do?

In what fashion will I obtain my own sealand?

What's the fucking deal with MRAs? That's an embarrassment to being a human, let alone a man. Being a bro is one thing, making the choice to be amalgamated with this mentality is shameful.

Who are these people that answer yahoo questions?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
All types of ill shit.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
You've walked past my art.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You can tell secrets while maintaining rhythm on the dancefloor.

You have an awesome kitchen and want someone to cook there.

You want to share the most ridiculous messages you get.

You and I share an 80%+ match. I've met some incredible people from here that became good friends.