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28 Philadelphia, PA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:48pm
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Used up
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Has dogs
English (Fluently), French (Okay), Latin (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I sincerely enjoy the human experience.

Entp. Definitely extroverted.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm currently opening my own restaurant as executive chef and I help run one of the best beer shops in Philly.
I’m really good at
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Cooking, conversation, disc golf, creating art, writing, dance parties in awkward spaces, watching the sun rise, scrabble.
The first things people usually notice about me
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The way I hold myself.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books:1984, Brave New World, Great Gatsby, On the Road, Zen and the art of motorcycle maintenance, One flew over the cuckoo's next, Slaughterhouse five, Farenheit 451, Naked Lunch, Catch 22, Clockwork Orange, Infinite Jest, Lolita. Edit: finally started brothers karamazov 4/7 (still working, 6/13)

Movies: Gaspar Noe, Takashi Miike, Akira Kurosawa, David Lynch, David Cronenberg, Stanley Kubrick, Werner Herzog, Alfred Hitchcock, Martin Scorcese, Alejandro Jodorowsky, Fritz Lang, Roman Polanski, Mel Brooks, The entire Monty Python crew. Also big into anything from Troma productions. Edit: favorite movie I've seen recently was spinning plates. 6/13

Music: doom metal and a lot of Electronic music electronic music that isnt glow sticks and people eating ecstacy for the first time. Scuba, Nicolas jaar, legowelt, Jamie xx, burial, maya jane coles, machinedrum and george fitzgerald to name a few. Favorite bands of all time include the Disco biscuits, The misfits, Beach Boys, Kraftwerk, My bloody valentine, Hot Chip, Wu tang Clan, Talking heads, and NoFX. Edit: nancy whang played some music for ten of my friends and I. 6/12 reedit: I got drunk as hell with fuck buttons last night. 6/14

Shows: I dont really watch much tv. Louie, Breaking bad, Workaholics, The simpsons. All time include Twin Peaks, Arrested Development, The og Prisoner, Alfred Hitchcock hour, Twilight zone and the wire. I've joined the shameless boat as well. Edit: orange is the new black is really well written. 6/13

Food: I can cook anything and I will eat anything at least once. I will order whatever Ive never had before. I'm big into offal. Turning peasant food and things a lot of people throw away into incredible food is truly an art. Couer de cochon, sweetbreads, chicken livers and pig tails are some of my favorites. Edit: mid June in Philly. Produce galore! 6/13

Artists: Goya, Mondrian, Magritte, Caravaggio, basquiat, blek le rat, buff monster, os gemeos, Daim, neckface, blu, kaws, mad barbarians, Jon burgerman. Edit: domenico crolla's pizza face.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
animal fat
sincere conversation
an outlet
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
existentialism, quantum physics and food.

In what fashion will I obtain my own sealand?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
All types of ill shit.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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You've walked past my art.
You should message me if
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You can tell secrets while maintaining rhythm on the dancefloor.

You have an awesome kitchen and want someone to cook there.

You want to share the most ridiculous messages you get.

You and I share an 80%+ match. I've met some incredible people from here that became good friends.