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23 Vancouver, WA Man


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  • Ages 19–29
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  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Jun 26
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
A little extra
Capricorn, and it’s fun to think about
Working on university
My self-summary
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Artist, sleep expert. I'm bad at math but great at things that don't have a correct answer. I try my best to respect everyone's opinions, but there are some things that I'm not willing to deal with: homophobia, transphobia, misuse of the word 'pretentious', episodes of The Simpsons after Season 8, JNCO jeans.

I like old action movies and 90s anime. I'm constantly torn between my loves of metal and my love of hip-hop, two awesome things that are pretty much invariably terrible when mixed together. Has anyone crossed that over well? I don't think so, but let me know if you think there's a band that has. I probably won't believe you but I'll at least give it a shot!

The villains are usually my favorite characters, especially if they're campy. Jessie & James are my life heroes!
What I’m doing with my life
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I draw comics and paint. I write short stories and screenplays that no one will likely ever see. In the immortal words of @UtilityLimb: "your movie script is a lot like unicode in that it's got a bunch of stupid characters that will never show up on a screen."

I like collecting old instruments and recording equipment.

A goal of mine is to draw album covers for metal bands.

I have a stable job that funds my habits of collecting records and toy robots, so it's all good.

Trying to be a better person always.

Oh and I just started House of Cards, finally.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Drawing (I hope), writing (ditto), some video games more than others, sleeping, bullshitting about art, wasting time, and making an ass out of myself on dancefloors.
The first things people usually notice about me
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The beard? The glasses? I'm not actually sure. Maybe it's the British accent I slip into sometimes if I've spent time with my family recently.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I'm a big-ass nerd. I like fantasy, scifi, and crime fiction a ton. Also, video games (any and all for the most part, especially RPGs).

I'll read anything Aimee Bender puts out.


Black Math Horseman
Ogre You Asshole
Mass of the Fermenting Dregs
The Jacks


End of Evangelion
The Good, the Bad, The Ugly
Trinity is Still My Name
Dark City
The Matrix
the Ocean's series
The Empire Strikes Back


Always Sunny
Game of chairs
The West Wing
Neon Genesis Evangelion
Breaking Bad
The Sopranos
Parks and Recreation
Deep Space 9 (especially Quark episodes)
The Next Generation (especially Data episodes)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Holodeck episodes
Mexican food
Big speakers
Cartoon villains
Cheap PC games
"Ugly" animals (dog breeds, snakes, bats...)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why does Netflix change the aspect ratio on so many things?
Why did I pay for a car wash when I park under a tree that will grunge up my car within a day?
Where are all my USB cables?
Will I ever be decent at League of Legends? (No)
Why am I not Eric Andre?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Trying to convince myself I'm taking advantage of it being a Friday night.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have a little silicon/something ball in my lip from when I fell out of a tree and punctured it. I'm 1% cyborg.

also I collect amiibos help
You should message me if
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you're Tank Girl, or if you wanna hang/do a date! I just recently got settled on my own, really, so I'm open to pretty much whatever.