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ChekovsGum

22 M Vancouver, WA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 19–29
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 1:00pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Smokes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Capricorn, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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I'm bad at math but great at things that don't have a correct answer. Bullshitting about music, art, movies, and other nebulous stuff is what I went to school for and I don't regret it (yet, anyway). I try my best to respect everyone's opinions there are some things that I will not abide: homophobia, transphobia, misuse of the word 'pretentious', fedoras, episodes of The Simpsons after Season 8, JNCO jeans.

I like old action movies and 90s anime. I'm constantly torn between my loves of metal and my love of hip-hop and electronic music, two awesome things that are pretty much invariably terrible when mixed together.

Maybe one day I'll have to courage to go full goth, but until then I'll continue to wear workwear and baseball caps.
What I’m doing with my life
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I draw comics and do digital painting. I write short stories and screenplays that no one will likely ever see. In the immortal words of @UtilityLimb: "your movie script is a lot like unicode in that it's got a bunch of stupid characters that will never show up on a screen."

I have a stable job that funds my habits of collecting records and toy robots, so it's all good.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Drawing (I hope), writing (ditto), some video games more than others, sleeping, bullshitting about art, wasting time, and making an ass out of myself on dancefloors.
The first things people usually notice about me
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The beard? The glasses? I'm not actually sure. Maybe it's the British accent I slip into sometimes if I've spent time with my family recently.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I'll read anything Aimee Bender puts out.

Music:

Subrosa
Black Math Horseman
Baroness
Kanye
Wu-tang
Swans
Pallbearer
Ogre You Asshole
Mass of the Fermenting Dregs
The Jacks

Films:

End of Evangelion
The Good, the Bad, The Ugly
Trinity is Still My Name
Dark City
The Matrix
Brazil
the Ocean's series
Looper
The Empire Strikes Back

TV:

Neon Genesis Evangelion
Breaking Bad
The Sopranos
Veep
Parks and Recreation
Deep Space 9 (especially Quark episodes)
The Next Generation (especially Data episodes)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why does Netflix change the aspect ratio on so many things?
Why did I pay for a car wash when I park under a tree that will grunge up my car within a day?
Where are all my USB cables?
Will I ever be decent at League of Legends? (No)
Why am I not Eric Andre?
Lil B.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Right now I've fallen down a Final Fantasy XIV hole, but on Fridays I'm usually out and about. Sundays and Thursdays I might try and make it to Hive or Starlight Theater.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I think Rebuild is just as good as old Evangelion, just in a different way.

Also I have a little silicon/something ball in my lip from when I fell out of a tree and punctured it. I'm 1% cyborg.
You should message me if
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you're Tank Girl.