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ChelseaNous
19 / F / straight / Single
Canterbury, United Kingdom
The Skinny
- Last Online
- Join Date
- Ethnicity
- White
- Height
- 5' 7" (1.70m).
- Body Type
- —
- Looking For
- New friends
- Smokes
- Sometimes
- Drinks
- Often
- Drugs
- —
- Religion
- Atheism but not too serious about it
- Sign
- Scorpio and it’s fun to think about
- Education
- Working on college/university
- Job
- Student
- Income
- —
- Kids
- Likes children
- Pets
- Likes dogs and Owns cats
- Languages
- English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), Dutch (Poorly), French (Okay), German (Okay)
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Your Notes
Edit your notesI am hilarious, sarcastic, and loud!.
My Self-Summary
If Carlsberg made people, they would all be me.
OK, I am only writing more here because it told me I need to expand my profile to 500 words. I thought I did that down there but apparently not. I am only doing this because I'm nosey and want to see what the next thing I have to do is...
All I really want to do is go back to doing some sexy little quizzes to fill my time between eating and drinking.
It keeps me amused. What more could I want?
Well. 456. Some more words to go. How many I do not know, I dont DO maths!
OK, I am only writing more here because it told me I need to expand my profile to 500 words. I thought I did that down there but apparently not. I am only doing this because I'm nosey and want to see what the next thing I have to do is...
All I really want to do is go back to doing some sexy little quizzes to fill my time between eating and drinking.
It keeps me amused. What more could I want?
Well. 456. Some more words to go. How many I do not know, I dont DO maths!
What I’m doing with my life
Currently on a gap year before I go to uni.
I’m really good at
writing shit to fill up this profile! It just told me AGAIN that I
have not written enough, when CLEARLY I have written 521. It is
stated and acknowledged above me! How very rude.
The first things people usually notice about me
is how loud I am! I dont even notice it to be honest.
Actually, I have been told many a time that people don't like me if they see me and don't know me, but can hear me.
Something to do with my sense of humour? Who would know.
I hate it when people say that 'people don't get my sense of humour its too weird/rude/dark', just get the fuck over yourself, but apparently it is true in my case. How offensive.
Actually, I have been told many a time that people don't like me if they see me and don't know me, but can hear me.
Something to do with my sense of humour? Who would know.
I hate it when people say that 'people don't get my sense of humour its too weird/rude/dark', just get the fuck over yourself, but apparently it is true in my case. How offensive.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
VIDEO NASTIES ARE THE BEST BAND ON THE PLANET.
Meat, any kind of meat, especially pig, gotta LOVE it.
Meat, any kind of meat, especially pig, gotta LOVE it.
The six things I could never do without
FOOD & MUSIC & GOING OUT AT THE WEEKENDS!!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Everything you've ever heard of.
On a typical Friday night I am
Ouuuuuuuuut til the next day! Once I am out, I cannot go home until
there is literally nowhere else to go. Luckily for me my favourite
place is open til 6am meaning getting the bus home in the morning,
so much cheaper than a taxi!!!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
Family Guy is on my telly as we speak. I would TOTALLY do Peter
Griffin. If he wasn't a cartoon an' all...although then he would
just be a fat man with glasses who would probably irritate me to
the point of violence with his idiocy.
Looks like I'll just have to stick to O'Malley the alleycat from the Aristocats. God he's fit.
Looks like I'll just have to stick to O'Malley the alleycat from the Aristocats. God he's fit.
You should message me if
you are bald...hahaha. Seriously. Gotta love a bald man.
Ooooh and have a tattoo on your neck.
Mmmmmm.
Im not actually shallow, I just can't be bothered with writing this anymore and it was the quickest thing I could think of.
Ooooh and have a tattoo on your neck.
Mmmmmm.
Im not actually shallow, I just can't be bothered with writing this anymore and it was the quickest thing I could think of.
