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My self-summary
Proud mom. Loud laugher. Coffee addict. Grammar enthusiast. Stubborn Liberal. Sarcasm queen. Sapiosexual. Movie-quoting guru. Beard lover. Batman/Star Wars fan. ENTJ Personality. Smart woman who laughs at dumb jokes.

Married? Not interested. Wearing a cowboy hat? No thanks. Into skinny chicks? You've come to the wrong place.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm still kinda trying to figure out what life's about. For the time being, I work full time and am busting my ass to provide a happy, fulfilling life for my son.
I’m really good at
Quoting movies & memorizing song lyrics.

Wheel of Fortune.

Reading/grammar/spelling (Poor grammar is kind of a turn off)

Zombie makeup.
The first things people usually notice about me
Typically my eyes, but I guess I could ask you.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Harry Potter. The Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood. The Silver Linings Playbook. To Kill a Mockingbird. The Fault in Our Stars. Until They Bring the Streetcars Back. The Perks of Being a Wallflower. Fargo Rock City. Sex, Drugs, & Cocoapuffs. The Hunger Games.

Movies: Step Brothers. Must Love Dogs. Star Wars. Avatar. The Wedding Singer. The Batman trilogy. Waiting. Pineapple Express. The Breakfast Club. Inception. Harry Potter. Up in the Air. Cruel Intentions. Ferris Bueller's Day Off. Son in Law. Bridesmaids. The Hangover.

I'm a huge fan of Jimmy Kimmel, Seth Rogen, Jason Sudeikis, Johnny Depp, & John Cusack.

TV: The Walking Dead. Breaking Bad. House. Orange is the New Black. Jimmy Kimmel Live. Scrubs. Grey's Anatomy. Law & Order: SVU.

Music: Alanis Morissette. The Civil Wars. Dave Matthews Band. AC/DC. Guns N' Roses. Foo Fighters. Lady Gaga. Aerosmith. Norah Jones. Kat Dahlia. Counting Crows. Queen. A Fine Frenzy. Garth Brooks. Adele. Bethany Joy Lenz. Train (in the 90's). Ron Pope. Stevie Wonder. Jewel. Michael Buble. Billy Joel.
The six things I could never do without
My son.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Providing the best, possible future for my son.

Why some people get their rocks off by causing other people misery.

Who I would recruit if the world ever switched into crisis mode due to zombie virus pandemic.
On a typical Friday night I am
Friday nights are usually spent at home with my son or out with my friends. I can also be found sinking into my couch watching Netflix.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'll let you know when we get there. I'm kind of an open book.
You should message me if
You're confident in yourself & can make people laugh.

If you're smart, entertaining, and can carry a fluent conversation.

Or, you hate Rachael Ray's voice as much as I do.