I'm a pretty normal guy. I put on my gold sex diaper one leg at a time just like everybody else.
I don't take this seriously
You shouldn't either
What I’m doing with my life
I’m really good at
Taking my dick out on the bus.
Just kidding, I don't ride the bus.
The first things people usually notice about me
I really don't know. Maybe that I'm a snappy dresser.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I dig sci-fi and surrealist authors. Haruki Murakami, China Mieville, Phillip K. Dick, Terry Pratchett, Neil Gaiman, Stephen R. Donaldson. You know, nerd shit.
Alan Moore, Grant Morrison, Garth Ennis, Geoff Johns, Neil Gaiman (again).
Same genres and ideas apply to movies. I love Miyazaki and Guillermo del Toro to death. Comedy movies are hit and miss with me. Not into action excepting samurai movies or kung fu.
I toured for a few years in a metal band, so infer what you will about my musical taste from that.
I'm not going to sit here and rattle off all of the things I like. That's what conversation is for.
The six things I could never do without
I spend a lot of time thinking about
made up words. See above.
On a typical Friday night I am
Asleep early. I work Saturdays.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I think cologne is for rapists.
I have a serious medical condition known as "Diarrhea feet".
When an item says "store in a cool place" I think to myself "I
wonder if Fonzie will let me keep this in his garage".
You should message me if
I don't chase women. I think it's rude. So, if you want to have a conversation you should message me first.