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Chemicalinvasion

33 M Saint Louis, MO

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:45am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.86m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Education
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a pretty normal guy. I put on my gold sex diaper one leg at a time just like everybody else.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Taking my dick out on the bus.

Just kidding, I don't ride the bus.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I really don't know. Maybe that I'm a snappy dresser.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I dig sci-fi and surrealist authors. Haruki Murakami, China Mieville, Phillip K. Dick, Terry Pratchett, Neil Gaiman, Stephen R. Donaldson. You know, nerd shit.

Comic books:
Alan Moore, Grant Morrison, Garth Ennis, Geoff Johns, Neil Gaiman (again).

Same genres and ideas apply to movies. I love Miyazaki and Guillermo del Toro to death. Comedy movies are hit and miss with me. Not into action excepting of course samurai movies or kung fu.

I toured for a few years in a metal band, so infer what you will about my musical taste from that.

I'm not going to sit here and rattle off all of the things I like. That's what conversation is for.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Crim
Tabbels
Narng
Tibs
Skrammies
Bibbin
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
made up words. See above.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Asleep early. I work Saturdays.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I think cologne is for rapists.

I have a serious medical condition known as "Diarrhea feet".

When an item says "store in a cool place" I think to myself "I wonder if Fonzie will let me keep this in his garage".
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are using your phone and fart in the receiver using speech to text, or if you feel like it. I do enjoy wasting time at work.

I have a strict no-chasing-women policy so I rarely send messages, but I try to always reply.