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Chemicalinvasion

33 M Saint Louis, MO

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 7:57pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.86m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Education
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I'm a pretty normal guy. I put on my gold sex diaper one leg at a time just like everybody else.
What I’m doing with my life
Wasting time always searching for those wasted years.
I’m really good at
Taking my dick out on the bus.

Just kidding, I don't ride the bus.
The first things people usually notice about me
I really don't know. Maybe that I'm a snappy dresser.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I dig sci-fi and surrealist authors. Haruki Murakami, China Mieville, Phillip K. Dick, Terry Pratchett, Neil Gaiman, Stephen R. Donaldson. You know, nerd shit.

Comic books:
Alan Moore, Grant Morrison, Garth Ennis, Geoff Johns, Neil Gaiman (again).

Same genres and ideas apply to movies. I love Miyazaki and Guillermo del Toro to death. Comedy movies are hit and miss with me. Not into action excepting of course samurai movies or kung fu.

I toured for a few years in a metal band, so infer what you will about my musical taste from that.

I'm not going to sit here and really enumerate all of the things I like. That's what conversation is for.
The six things I could never do without
Crim
Tabbels
Narng
Tibs
Skrammies
Bibbin
I spend a lot of time thinking about
made up words. See above.
On a typical Friday night I am
Asleep early. I work Saturdays.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I think cologne is for rapists.

I have a serious medical condition known as "Diarrhea feet".

When an item says "store in a cool place" I think to myself "I wonder if Fonzie will let me keep this in his garage".
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
You are using your phone and fart in the receiver using speech to text, or if you feel like it. I do enjoy wasting time at work.

I have a strict no-chasing-women policy so I rarely send messages, but I try to always reply.