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Chemicalinvasion

33 M Saint Louis, MO

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 22–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.86m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Education
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a pretty normal guy. I put on my gold sex diaper one leg at a time just like everybody else.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Taking my dick out on the bus.

Just kidding, I don't ride the bus.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I really don't know. Maybe that I'm a snappy dresser.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I dig sci-fi and surrealist authors. Haruki Murakami, China Mieville, Phillip K. Dick, Terry Pratchett, Neil Gaiman, Stephen R. Donaldson. You know, nerd shit.

Comic books:
Alan Moore, Grant Morrison, Garth Ennis, Geoff Johns, Neil Gaiman (again).

Same genres and ideas apply to movies. I love Miyazaki and Guillermo del Toro to death. Comedy movies are hit and miss with me. Not into action excepting of course samurai movies or kung fu.

I toured for a few years in a metal band, so infer what you will about my musical taste from that.

I'm not going to sit here and rattle off all of the things I like. That's what conversation is for.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Crim
Tabbels
Narng
Tibs
Skrammies
Bibbin
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
made up words. See above.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Asleep early. I work Saturdays.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I think cologne is for rapists.

I have a serious medical condition known as "Diarrhea feet".

When an item says "store in a cool place" I think to myself "I wonder if Fonzie will let me keep this in his garage".
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are using your phone and fart in the receiver using speech to text, or if you feel like it. I do enjoy wasting time at work.

I have a strict no-chasing-women policy so I rarely send messages, but I try to always reply.