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Chemicalinvasion

34 Saint Louis, MO Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.86m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Education
Dropped out of two-year college
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Status
Single
Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a pretty normal guy. I put on my gold sex diaper one leg at a time just like everybody else.

I don't take this seriously

You shouldn't either
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Art.

Facebook.com/underwhelmingart
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Taking my dick out on the bus.

Just kidding, I don't ride the bus.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I really don't know. Maybe that I'm a snappy dresser.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I dig sci-fi and surrealist authors. Haruki Murakami, China Mieville, Phillip K. Dick, Terry Pratchett, Neil Gaiman, Stephen R. Donaldson. You know, nerd shit.

Comic books:
Alan Moore, Grant Morrison, Garth Ennis, Geoff Johns, Neil Gaiman (again).

Same genres and ideas apply to movies. I love Miyazaki and Guillermo del Toro to death. Comedy movies are hit and miss with me. Not into action excepting samurai movies or kung fu.

I toured for a few years in a metal band, so infer what you will about my musical taste from that.

I'm not going to sit here and rattle off all of the things I like. That's what conversation is for.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Crim
Tabbels
Narng
Tibs
Skrammies
Bibbin
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
made up words. See above.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Asleep early. I work Saturdays.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I think cologne is for rapists.

I have a serious medical condition known as "Diarrhea feet".

When an item says "store in a cool place" I think to myself "I wonder if Fonzie will let me keep this in his garage".
You should message me if
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I don't chase women. I think it's rude. So, if you want to have a conversation you should message me first.