Chemicalinvasion
34 Saint Louis, MO
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My self-summary
I'm a pretty normal guy. I put on my gold sex diaper one leg at a time just like everybody else.

I don't take this seriously

You shouldn't either
What I’m doing with my life
Art.

Facebook.com/underwhelmingart
I’m really good at
Taking my dick out on the bus.

Just kidding, I don't ride the bus.
The first things people usually notice about me
I really don't know. Maybe that I'm a snappy dresser.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I dig sci-fi and surrealist authors. Haruki Murakami, China Mieville, Phillip K. Dick, Terry Pratchett, Neil Gaiman, Stephen R. Donaldson. You know, nerd shit.

Comic books:
Alan Moore, Grant Morrison, Garth Ennis, Geoff Johns, Neil Gaiman (again).

Same genres and ideas apply to movies. I love Miyazaki and Guillermo del Toro to death. Comedy movies are hit and miss with me. Not into action excepting samurai movies or kung fu.

I toured for a few years in a metal band, so infer what you will about my musical taste from that.

I'm not going to sit here and rattle off all of the things I like. That's what conversation is for.
The six things I could never do without
Crim
Tabbels
Narng
Tibs
Skrammies
Bibbin
I spend a lot of time thinking about
made up words. See above.
On a typical Friday night I am
Asleep early. I work Saturdays.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I think cologne is for rapists.

I have a serious medical condition known as "Diarrhea feet".

When an item says "store in a cool place" I think to myself "I wonder if Fonzie will let me keep this in his garage".
You should message me if
I don't chase women. I think it's rude. So, if you want to have a conversation you should message me first.
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