Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm in a committed, consensual, non-monogamous relationship. In my
life, I have attended eleven schools. I own the 20 sided die and I
built the deck. I have the knowledge to control the Mississippi
River and its tributaries. I am the fearless leader of a drinking
club. I continue vegetarianism because when I was 14, my father
told me “it is just a phase and you’ll grow out of it.” I save
drowning persons two at a time. When I sky dive, I sky dive naked.
I can float sheetrock and disassemble a 1911. I've been terrified
twice in my life, once from Yucatan drivers, the second from a
clockwise roundabout. I only take orders from my cat. One summer I
walked from Mexico to Canada. Guinness World Records won’t
communicate with me. I can cook pancakes in the shape of cacti. I
commandeered a Coast Guard vessel during a hurricane. I pick up all
reasonable looking hitch hikers but refuse all requests for change.
Men commonly ask to borrow my power tools. I observe each solstice.
Riding my bike without handlebars results in dental work every
time. I ran the marathon. I fought the law and I won. I took the
test and I passed.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making the most of my days, organizing events, cooking new dishes,
playing quarters, achieving goals. And walking. I'm really freaking
good at walking.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I'm crazy. But the good kind of crazy that keeps life
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Still Life With Woodpecker by Tom Robbins, A Song of Ice and
Fire, The Ethical Slut
Movies: Benny and Joon, Tombstone, Supertroopers, Aladdin
Shows: Dr. Who, Dexter, Breaking Bad, The Daily Show with John
Band: The Pixies, Afghan Wigs, Matt & Kim
Food: watermelon, sushi, mater paneer
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I am rephrasing the question to “prefer to not live without”:
1. Human companionship
2. Funny stories
4. Backpacking gear
6. Spell check
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How barbaric the twenty-first century is going to look to the
people of the twenty-second century.
Where all my tupperware goes.
Who is John Galt?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are interesting, honest and consider yourself attractive. Your
hygiene isn't disgusting, you are self sufficient, you have no
major addictions, you are not cheating on anyone and you are
interested in a non monogamous girl. If you meet these minimum
standards, then please, for the love of the Flying Spaghetti
Monster, contact me. I'm up for any physical activity or a drink.
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