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CheshireLaughs

30 Destin, FL Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 25–43
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 3:44pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body type
Fit
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Status
Open relationship
Type
Strictly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Okay)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
In my life, I have attended eleven schools. I own the 20 sided die and I built the deck. I fight mother nature for a living. I am the fearless leader of a drinking club. I continue vegetarianism because when I was 14, my father told me “it is just a phase and you’ll grow out of it.” I save drowning persons two at a time. When I sky dive, I sky dive naked. I can float sheetrock and disassemble a 1911. I've been terrified once in my life, it was in a clockwise roundabout. I only take orders from my cat. One summer I walked from Mexico to Canada, the next I walked from Georgia to Maine. Guinness World Records won’t communicate with me. I can cook pancakes in the shape of cacti. I commandeered a Coast Guard vessel during a hurricane. I was a migrant American farmer in Mexico. I pick up all reasonable looking hitch hikers but refuse all requests for change. Men commonly ask to borrow my power tools. I observe each solstice. Riding my bike without handlebars results in dental work every time. My home has never run out of toilet paper. I ran the marathon. I fought the law and I won. I took the test and I passed.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Enjoying it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making the most of my days, organizing events, cooking new dishes, playing quarters, achieving goals. And walking. I'm really freaking good at walking.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I "have a smile that lights up a room." These are someone else's words. I'm not so conceited.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Still Life With Woodpecker by Tom Robbins, A Song of Ice and Fire, The Ethical Slut

Movies: Benny and Joon, Tombstone, Supertroopers, Aladdin

Shows: Dr. Who, Dexter, Breaking Bad, The Daily Show with John Stewart

Band: The Pixies, Afghan Wigs, Matt & Kim

Food: watermelon, sushi, mater paneer
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I am rephrasing the question to “prefer to not live without”:
1. Human companionship
2. Fishnet stalkings
3. Margaritas
4. Backpacking gear
5. Q-tips
6. Spell check
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How barbaric the twenty-first century is going to look to the people of the twenty-second century.

Where all my tupperware goes.

Who is John Galt?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out with friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I shower naked.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are interesting, honest and consider yourself attractive, your hygiene isn't disgusting, you are self sufficient, you have no major addictions and you are not cheating on anyone. If you meet these minimum standards, then for the love of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, contact me. I'm up for any watersport, physical activity or a drink.