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ChewinChocolate

30 F Minneapolis, MN

I’m looking for

  • Men who like women
  • Ages 22–46
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Feb 2, 2009
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 2″ (1.57m)
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other
Sign
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Hospitality
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
"Can I see your driver's license and registration?"

"Ah, certainly."

"Whatcha doin'?"

"Chewin' chocolate."

"Where'd you get it?"

"Doggie dropped it."

"...Carry on."



I am refracting, buoyant, and stabby
I’m really good at
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changing the subject
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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BOOKS The Thief of Always (Clive Barker), Cash - the autobiography (Johnny Cash), I, Robot (Isaac Asimov), Flowers for Algernon (Daniel Keyes), Alice in Wonderland/Through the Looking Glass (Lewis Carrol), The Monster at the End of this Book (Jon Stone), anything by David Sedaris, Das Energi (Paul Williams), Fushigi Yuugi novels (anything by Yuu Watase), manga in general, I need to read more books but I start them and never finish them...sooo many books I've done that (am doing that) with.

MOVIES The Muppet Movie, Dr. Strangelove, Shawshank Redemption, Casablanca, Slingblade, Scarface, Mitchell!, MST3K, End of Evangelion, Sen to Chihiro no Kamikakushi, Life of Brian, Holy Grail (etc), Full Metal Jacket, Short Circuit, Clerks, High Fidelity, The Lion King (leave me alone), Harold and Maude, Evil Dead (etc), Jacob's Ladder, Donnie Darko, The Company of Wolves, The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou, Oh Brother, Where Art Thou, Top Secret

MUSIC My favorite types of music are industrial, mathrock (which some call prog rock while others say the terms are separate), some metal, and a lot of 80s / early 90s era "indie" and punk rock. ...And You Will Know Us by the Trail of Dead, Aphex Twin, Atmosphere, Beck, Bedside Toxicology, Bj�rk (the cutest female ever), Blackalicious, Boards of Canada, Bozart (MN - r.i.p.), Butthole Surfers, Built to Spill, Clinic, Cloud Cult (MN), Coil, David Bowie, The Dead Milkmen, The Dresden Dolls, Dinosaur Jr, Drive Like Jehu, Einst�rzende Neubauten, ELO, Fugazi, Godspeed You! Black Emperor, Hot Snakes, I Hate You When You're Pregnant (AZ), iCollide (MN), Jeff Buckley, Johnny Cash, June of 44, King Crimson, Kompressor, Kurmudgeon (MN - r.i.p), Legendary Pink Dots, Lyrics Born, Malachi Constant (MN), Ministry, Minor Threat, Minutemen, NIN (just saw their show, blew me away), Opeth, Oxes (MD), Pink Floyd, The Paper Chase, The Plastic Constellations (MN), The Poles (NC), Primus, Radiohead, Rasputina, Sebadoh, Self-evident (MN), Sheep on Drugs, Shellac, Sicbay (MN), Signal to Trust (MN), Skinny Puppy, Slint, Smashing Pumpkins, Sound Salvation (MN), Sparklehorse, Sparta, Syd Barret, Talking Heads, Tarmvred, Tom Waits, Turing Machine, Unwound, Valina (Austria), Vast, Vaz (MN/NY), The Vets (MN), Wadsworth (OR), Ween, Willie Nelson, and this is only a fraction of what I like. Also 89.3 The Current.

FOOD Teriyaki chicken and pistachio pie (with the jello pudding and a graham cracker crust) are my favorite foods in the world. The chocolate lasagna from olive garden and the cheesecake from Buca di Beppo. I declare you my sworn enemy, Mayonnaise.

TELEVISION If you don't like tv shows, you're a conformist. Black Books, Quantum Leap, West Wing, Sifl and Olly, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Futurama, Home Movies, Family guy, Mystery Science Theater 3000, Neon Genesis Evangelion, Utena, Fushigi Yuugi, Upright Citizens Brigade, Red Green Show, South Park, Kids in the Hall, Monty Python's Flying Circus, Trailer Park Boys, Star Trek Next Generation, Ren and Stimpy, The Angry Beavers, Rocko's Modern Life, Samurai Champloo

Other animations I like that don't fit into the television category are the works by the brothers Quay, Salad Fingers (and all of David Firth's amazing projects), and random flash cartoons like weee, fuckshitpiss, peanut butter jelly time, and more.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I've heard it too many times to ignore it. It's something that I'm supposed to be. Someday we'll find it, The Rainbow Connection, the lovers, the dreamers, and me.
You should message me if
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You know of music I should be listening to.