Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hey there! I know this is my chance to impress you by showing
incredible smarts, a sense of humor beyond anything imaginable and
a wave of sexiness you will not resist surfing on. But that would
be nothing more than a cheesy commercial. Personally, I would hate
to bore you by telling you how wonderful I am by simply attaching a
bunch of flattering adjectives to my name as I'm sure you've no
doubt seen in hundreds of other profiles. Words are cheap and
actions speak so much louder, so why bother with a fancy ad?
Now that we've dispensed with the pleasantries, let's start with
the bad stuff. – I am not unique in the least bit. I procrastinate
big time when there's shit to be done, and am impulsive and
reckless when there's nothing to do. I hate houseflies but will go
out of my way to save an earthworm. I cried when Mufasa (Lion King)
died, and sobbed like a little girl when "The Notebook" ended. I
swear endlessly and am a self-confessed night owl. There's a
certain magic about the night. It either keeps me working or
hanging out aimlessly. Can you relate to that? I have zero patience
for flakes and fakers. You know what I'm talking about...
I’m not some typical Prince Charming type of dude that you wanna
bring home to your mother. I won’t hold the door for you unless you
deserve it. You’re a big girl. You can take care of yourself. I’d
most likely try to annoy you for shits and giggles.
I expect to be served, cooked for, and cleaned up after. I don’t do
laundry, and insist that you do it. Correction - Not just insist,
but you must LOVE to do laundry and look forward to it. Look
forward to it like you look forward to cool, sparkling water after
being trapped in a desert for days. Look forward to it like… I
think you get the picture.
I don’t do the whole flowers and romance bullshit. I expect action
on the first date, big time action. I don’t do sleepovers unless
it’s at your place. Why? Because I don’t want you to know where I
OK ladies, waiting for your emails now… GO. If I do not reply and
you get annoyed with me, well, let’s just say, “It’s not me, it’s
you.” It wasn’t gonna work out anyway…
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I believe in moments, the ones you talk about for ages to come, and
I live for them. Long, short, good or bad, it doesn’t matter. There
is no such thing as a bad experience as long as you learn and grow
better from it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Storytelling and talking about anything and everything. I tend to
go on tangents as well. I will even occasionally stop to quiz you
to see if you have been paying attention.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
How would I know that? I'm not psychic though I wish I was at
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Food and water? Obviously... Does that count as 2 or 1?
What else? Wow... surprisingly hard one to answer...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
1) A possible zombie apocalypse! What I would do to stay alive,
where I would go and who would be good to have around.
2) Time travel and the space-time continuum paradox.
3) Accents. I am particularly fond of the English, British accent.
If you have a natural British accent and am willing to teach me to
emulate it, just brilliant!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Signing up here! Then again... why the hell not? Meeting people
online isn't for everyone as some find it contrived, lacking
spontaneity or just downright creepy. I disagree. With a slight
sense of adventure and curiosity, it can be a great way to meet new
people, especially if your hectic lifestyle doesn't allow the time
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
~ You possess a streak of curiosity and a sense of adventure.
~ You can take a joke and are not easily offended.
~ You believe that wit and sarcasm is the spice of life.
~ You appreciate grammar, can spell, and are generally happy.
~ You look forward to doing laundry.
~ You are rich and in the process of finding someone to serve at
their beck and call.
Everything else is negotiable.
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