Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
There are two kinds of men in this world. I'm one of those
Objectively, I'm smart. Subjectively, I'm funny and kind and polite
and easy going and a pretty good cook. Proof available on
I have been told that my charm is irresistible, but many of you
ladies are doing an excellent job of resisting it completely.
I have the hobbies of an 80-year-old woman. To wit: I am an avid
player of contract bridge, I am a season-ticket holder to the Lyric
Opera, and I sometimes leave my keys in the front door and don't
find them until the next morning.
What I may lack in pulchritude I more than make up for in charisma.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Have you ever seen the show How It's Made? That's
kinda what I do for a living. I have seen everything from dog food
to cars to Pop Tarts being made! (First date pro-tip: Ask me how
the Pop-Tart frosting is applied. The answer may surprise you.)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
folding dollar bills into elephants.
I'm less good at the vice versa.
The first things people usually notice about me
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On a subconscious level, they notice that I exist.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Let's do some top twos, keeping in mind that my answers might
change from day to day. How does one choose favorites from so many
great books or movies?
My favorite movies (comedy) are The Jerk and
My favorite movies (drama) are Topsy-Turvy and Master
My favorite operas are Gilbert and Sullivan's The Mikado
and Offenbach's Tales of Hoffmann
My favorite bands are Steely Dan and Ween.
My favorite TV shows (current) are Archer and Orphan
My favorite TV shows (all time) are Deadwood and NYPD
My favorite artists are Amedeo Modigliani and Bob Ross.
My favorite authors are George Saunders and Kurt Vonnegut,
My favorite TV chefs are Rick Bayless and Julia Child.
My favorite words are spigot and ostensibly.
My favorite vegetables are ramps and arugula.
My favorite crushes from early 90's music videos (3-way tie) are
Lady Miss Keir (Deee-Lite's Groove is in the Heart), Kay
Hanley (Letters to Cleo's Here and Now), and the girl from
Whale (Hobo Humpin' Slobo Babe).
My favorite cheeses are Manchego and Juustoleipa (Finnish bread
Go ahead and give me another category and we'll see what I come up
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My iPad, a Coke Zero, Roasted meats, The Internet, my pets, a good
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
who I'm going to take with me to Fhlosten Paradise if I win Gemini
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
playing bridge. Yes, contract bridge. Yes, the card game that your
grandmother played. It's great. I'd like to teach you.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Sometimes I want to move to rural Vermont and live in a Yurt. I'll
settle for a cabin in the woods nearby. I will practice my
bushcraft skills but then sleep in a comfortable bed. And then come
back to the city where there's, you know, stuff to do. Plus I don't
think they've perfected bushcraft internet yet.
You should message me if
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you're awesome and you think that maybe I might be, too.
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