Objectively, I'm smart. Subjectively, I'm funny and kind and polite and easy going and a pretty good cook. Proof available on request.
I have been told that my charm is irresistible, but many of you ladies are doing an excellent job of resisting it completely.
I have the hobbies of an 80-year-old woman. To wit: I am an avid player of contract bridge, I am a season-ticket holder to the Lyric Opera, and I sometimes leave my keys in the front door and don't find them until the next morning.
What I may lack in pulchritude I more than make up for in charisma.
I'm less good at the vice versa.
My favorite movies (comedy) are The Jerk and Airplane!
My favorite movies (drama) are Topsy-Turvy and Master and Commander.
My favorite operas are Gilbert and Sullivan's The Mikado and Offenbach's Tales of Hoffmann
My favorite bands are Steely Dan and Ween.
My favorite TV shows (current) are Archer and Orphan Black.
My favorite TV shows (all time) are Deadwood and NYPD Blue.
My favorite artists are Amedeo Modigliani and Bob Ross.
My favorite authors are George Saunders and Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.
My favorite TV chefs are Rick Bayless and Julia Child.
My favorite words are spigot and ostensibly.
My favorite vegetables are ramps and arugula.
My favorite crushes from early 90's music videos (3-way tie) are Lady Miss Keir (Deee-Lite's Groove is in the Heart), Kay Hanley (Letters to Cleo's Here and Now), and the girl from Whale (Hobo Humpin' Slobo Babe).
My favorite cheeses are Manchego and Juustoleipa (Finnish bread cheese).
Go ahead and give me another category and we'll see what I come up with!