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42 M Evanston, IL

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 32–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:10pm
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Science / Engineering
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs and has cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I was born in Michigan. A lot of things have happened since then.

Objectively, I'm smart. I have been a member of Mensa but it didn't really do much for me. I have a great memory for useless things.

Subjectively, I'm funny and kind and polite and easy going and a pretty good cook. I can offer no proof for these things in this format, so you'll have to take my word for it until we meet.

I have many interests that make me unique among 40-something males. They are more generally associated with 80-something women. For example, I am an avid player of contract bridge. I am a season-ticket holder to the Lyric Opera for six or seven years now. And sometimes I leave my keys in the front door and don't find them until the next morning.

I like to learn new things. Most times this means all-out learning of something for a period of time before I find my next obsession. Past obsessions include (but are not limited to): Fountain pens, chess, tequila, darts, wilderness survival, barbecue.

What I may lack in pulchritude I more than make up for in charisma.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Have you ever seen the show How It's Made? That's kinda what I do for a living. I have seen everything from dog food to cars to Pop Tarts being made! (First date pro-tip: Ask me how the Pop-Tart frosting is applied. The answer may surprise you.)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
folding dollar bills into elephants.

I'm less good at the vice versa.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I have a nose. It's subliminal, but people notice it right away. If I didn't have a nose, they'd know that they noticed the non-existent nose, but since I do have a nose they know not that they notice the nose.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Let's do some top twos, keeping in mind that my answers might change from day to day. How does one choose favorites from so many great books or movies?

My favorite movies (comedy) are The Jerk and Airplane!
My favorite movies (drama) are Topsy-Turvy and Master and Commander.
My favorite operas are Gilbert and Sullivan's The Mikado and Offenbach's Tales of Hoffmann
My favorite bands are Steely Dan and Ween.
My favorite TV shows (current) are Archer and Orphan Black.
My favorite TV shows (all time) are Deadwood and NYPD Blue.
My favorite artists are Amedeo Modigliani and Bob Ross.
My favorite authors are George Saunders and Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.
My favorite current songs are Meghan Trainor's All About That Bass and Ages and Ages' Diversionary.
My favorite TV chefs are Rick Bayless and Julia Child.
My favorite pieces of classical music are Mozart's 40th Symphony (K.550) in G minor and Beethoven's Piano Sonata No. 6.
My favorite words are spigot and ostensibly.
My favorite vegetables are ramps and arugula.
My favorite crushes from early 90's music videos (3-way tie) are Lady Miss Keir (Deee-Lite's Groove is in the Heart), Kay Hanley (Letters to Cleo's Here and Now), and the girl from Whale (Hobo Humpin' Slobo Babe).
My favorite cheeses are Manchego and Juustoleipa (Finnish bread cheese).

The last two albums I bought are Jack White's new album Lazaretto (awesome) and White Denim's Corsicana Lemonade.

Go ahead and give me another category and we'll see what I come up with!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My iPad, a Coke Zero, Roasted meats, The Internet, my pets, a good chef's knife.

Of course I COULD live without any of those things.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
who I'm going to take with me to Fhlosten Paradise if I win Gemini Croquette contest.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
playing bridge. Yes, contract bridge. Yes, the card game that your grandmother played. It's great.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Sometimes I want to move to rural Vermont and live in a Yurt. I'll settle for a cabin in the woods nearby. I will practice my bushcraft skills but then sleep in a comfortable bed. And then come back to the city where there's, you know, stuff to do. Plus I don't think they've perfected bushcraft internet yet.
You should message me if
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you're awesome and you think that maybe I might be, too.