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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 39-47
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Nov 13
Hispanic / Latin
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
5' 5" (1.65m)
Body Type
Catholicism and laughing about it
Doesn’t have kids and doesn’t want them
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
it's hard to write something here w/o sounding so full of myself.
I'm just a regular girl! I'm witty, passionate and get myself in trouble all the time! I dont know when to quit!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am in an industry that I LOVE. I work with the senior population, which makes for good stories!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
laughing at myself!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
my charming, but crooked smile!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
books: anything James Patterson. I like reading men's magazines because the articles are typically one page or less. just enough for my short attention span! I currently have three books on my bed:
American on Purpose, Talking to Girls about Duran, Duran & Thin Is The New Happy.
music: all things played on KEXP (look it up, you wont regret it), all Bob Mould, Tragically Hip, Foo Fighters. I have aimee mann on my CD player. Yes! CD player. Ipods are the devil! :)
Shows: I'm addicted to TV. I think it's easier to list what I'm not watching... I'll let you guess.
Movies: I enjoy most movies. All time favorite is Cinema Paradiso, a movie about movies.
Food: hmmmm. maybe i'm not a very big fan of sushi.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
NPR/AM talk radio, coke/mr pibb, KEXP Seattle radio, ice cream, phone...and sometimes the internet (when I'm not cursing its existence!)... of course this list is also interchangeable with NY style pizza and chocolate!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I think about everything in no particular order!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
on a typical Friday I am sitting on EMPTY! The work week has been challenging and craving for a drink to forget it all!!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I LOVE accordian music! I'll deny it in public... actually, I might brag about it in the right setting... is there ever a right setting for this?
You should message me if
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if you like funny and/or funny looking girls.