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ChickadeeC

30 F Dale, TX

I’m looking for

  • Men who like women
  • Ages 27–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 3:31pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Taurus
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Hospitality
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has a kid
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
So my last thing was way too long... So here's the short and sweet of it... I'm probably not your type and I'll always be weirder than you. I really don't expect anything to come out of this and I'm not even sure why I'm still on here.

I'm an east coast transplant and military veteran... grew up old fashioned in the country but raised on punk rock. I just moved to the Austin area... I'll always be a nomad at heart. I cook for a living... I could never be happy outside of a hot kitchen. I live in Dale, work and play in Austin.

I love old movies, making fun of myself and my beat up old truck Hank (I named him after my favorite book series growing up). I'm sarcastic most of the time so don't take it personal... it's just the way I am. I know when to take things seriously... but when I don't have to I don't. I just like to laugh and make light of crappy/stressful/awkward situations.

If you want to know something else just ask...
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Killing copperheads, hanging out with my chicken named Wanda and my 3 dogs, ripping a hole in the time-space continuum.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Watching the Red Sox disappoint me... making really bad jokes.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My tattoos... almost always the first thing out of someones mouth. And for some reason girls out here don't know how to wear bandanas because they constantly ask how I do mine.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Book: I've always been a big reader, ever since I was a little one... too many to name
Movies: The Omen series, Fever Pitch, Empire Records, Rocky Horror, City of Lost Children, Christmas Vacation, Let The Right One In, Children of The Corn, Faster Pussycat! Kill Kill!, basically anything that can make me laugh or scare the crap outta me
Shows: When I have time to watch tv it usually involves food... or it's a comedy
Food: I love southern comfort food, pub food, but I'm a chef so I'm really open to anything and everything... I once ate a still beating lobster heart...
Music: So much... anything on Farmageddon Records...The Misfits, Social D, Minor Threat, The Creepshow, Against Me!, Bad Religion, Billie Holiday, Buddy Holly, Elvis Costello, Hatebreed, Murder City Devils, Howlin Wolf and always... Bobby Darin
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Laughter
My Boy
red chuck taylors
A good set of knives
Pink flamingos
My animals
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Where I'll be in a few years... Will I have reached crazy animal lady status?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working... I know... I live a life of danger and general badassery...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
This is horrible... and I say horrible weirdly... people call me out on it constantly
You should message me if
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you actually are interested... if not oh well...