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31 Dale, TX Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 27–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Aug 15
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body Type
When drinking
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Graduated from university
Has a kid
Has dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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So my last thing was way too long... So here's the short and sweet of it... I'm probably not your type and I'll always be weirder than you. I just put this thing back up recently due to moving to a new city...

I'm an east coast transplant... grew up old fashioned in the country but raised on punk rock. Left home as soon as I turned 18, been roaming ever since. I just moved to the Austin area... Maybe this is where I'll finally settle down but I'll always be a nomad at heart. I cook for a living... I farm for my sanity. I raise lots of chickens, veggies and planted some fruit trees.

I love old movies, making fun of myself and my beat up old truck Hank (I named him after my favorite book series growing up).

I'm incredibly sarcastic most of the time so don't take it personal... it's just the way I am. I know when to take things seriously... but when I don't have to... I don't. I just like to laugh and make light of crappy/stressful/awkward situations.
What I’m doing with my life
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Killing copperheads, raising over 30 chickens for eggs and meat, ripping a hole in the time-space continuum.
I’m really good at
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making really bad jokes... building chicken palaces
The first things people usually notice about me
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My tattoos... almost always the first thing out of someones mouth.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I read more than I watch tv but I listen to music constantly... Even while reading.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Pink Flamingos
A sharp set of knives
My Dogs and My Chicken
My boy
Gravitational Pull
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Where I'll be in a few years... Will I have reached crazy animal lady status?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working... I know... I live a life of danger and general badassery...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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No clue... I'm a pretty open book about most things
You should message me if
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you actually are interested... if not oh well...