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Chile_Caliente

36 M Manchester, United Kingdom

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Other
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Dislikes dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), C++ (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I can't fill out summaries like this without being self deprecating and descending into cynicism, so I employed someone else to write it!

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I'm a well grounded kind of guy. My friends think I'm rather witty and always coming up with interesting factoids. I have been known to whack out some cracking one liners, even if it's not the most appropriate time. I'm quite a secretive person but when I get to know somebody, I'm much more open.
What I’m doing with my life
Finally landed a job that pays okay, holds my interest and is challenging. And full of freebies! In my spare time I plot the downfall of western civilisation.
I’m really good at
whacking out Alan Partridge quotes.
The first things people usually notice about me
The rattling of a box of smints as I approach. Seriously I go through a lot. Although my oral hygiene is beyond reproach. Either that or my rather effeminate long eyelashes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I read extensively, I think, both for practical and leisure purposes. Unfortunately this passion doesn't extend to the Fifty shades of grey or Harry Potter series. Love kubrik films, not going to list them off just to fill in space though. Don't really have a favourite film, although Full Metal Jacket comes close.
I love spicy food. I cook a mean curry all from scratch, and love cooking Mexican dishes. Japanese is also a big favourite, sans whale.
The six things I could never do without
1) Family
2) Friends
3) Red wine
4) Italian food
5) Passport for travelling
6) SMINTS
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Tea, rain and foul water.
On a typical Friday night I am
Out socialising with friends or chilling at home with a bottle of red, putting the world to rights.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I once owned a copy of 'Rat rapping'. Eclectic or what?
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–40
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends
You should message me if
You want to know more... ;)

You are at least ambivalent toward Game of Thrones.

You understand and accept that, despite being blessed with both a torso and a penis, I don't feel the need to show them on my profile. Although some would argue that there's not much to see, as one is fake and the other is very, very small:)