32 Chicago, IL
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My self-summary
Former analyst with a new an analyst. Holy shit how lucky for me. I am the most casual type of sports fan, to the point that the one jersey I own doesn't even have a player name on it. *I've been asked to add a Hawks in the playoffs upgrade stipulation*

I am ridiculously indifferent to art and I'll be damned if I run for anything other than fire. Anything else and I'll turn and buy you some time.
What I’m doing with my life
I bought a bike. I plan on being a super snob but I'll ride it maybe 15 blocks a week. Be ready. -Update, I ride it about 15 blocks a day. I'm feelin buff son!

Skipping over your favorites section. Too much room for pretension and abstract meaning that I'd rather learn about over a meal.
I’m really good at
Crosswords. Google-less even. That's pro level.

Thinking up really awkward situations. Illustration time! I'd like to make guy friends on here too because I'm running a bit low on bullshit buddies, but here's how it always plays out in my head; "Hey bro, remember how I said i just wanted a dude to drink and play video games with too? Yeahhhh, JK on that. Show me your butt."
The first things people usually notice about me
Someone get this guy a comb and a razor.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
The six things I could never do without
Microsoft Excel. Don't judge me.

Beer. At a wholesale quantity

Thank god for them internets.

DVDs that replay instead of playing the menu music all night.

Buffets. Gotta keep my inner fatty happy.

ASMR videos. Makes me sleep like a baby.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why doesn't anyone have a corgi I can play with?
On a typical Friday night I am
Looking for fellow drinkers and going from there. Occasionally sleeping if the week was silly stressful.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I cried my eyes out when Joyce died on Buffy. Oh yeah, spoiler warning.
You should message me if
There's too much beer in your fridge. That or if movie night, game night, or really just any activity night seems like it needs one more person.