I am ridiculously indifferent to art and I'll be damned if I run for anything other than fire. Anything else and I'll turn and buy you some time.
Skipping over your favorites section. Too much room for pretension and abstract meaning that I'd rather learn about over a meal.
Thinking up really awkward situations. Illustration time! I'd like to make guy friends on here too because I'm running a bit low on bullshit buddies, but here's how it always plays out in my head; "Hey bro, remember how I said i just wanted a dude to drink and play video games with too? Yeahhhh, JK on that. Show me your butt."
Beer. At a wholesale quantity
Thank god for them internets.
DVDs that replay instead of playing the menu music all night.
Buffets. Gotta keep my inner fatty happy.
ASMR videos. Makes me sleep like a baby.