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ChiliCheeseBowl

31 Chicago, IL Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–34
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 8:42pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Desperately
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Administration
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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Former analyst with a new position.....as an analyst. Holy shit how lucky for me. I likely eat more meat in a week than you will all month. I am the most casual type of sports fan, to the point that the one jersey I own doesn't even have a name.

I really couldn't care less about art and I'll be damned if I run for anything other than fire. Anything else and I'll turn and buy you some time.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I bought a bike. I plan on being a super snob but I'll ride it maybe 15 blocks a week. Be ready. -Update, I ride it about 15 blocks a day. I'm feelin buff son!

Skipping over your favorites section. Too much room for pretension and abstract meaning that I'd rather learn about over a meal.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Crosswords. Google-less even. That's pro level.

Thinking up really awkward situations. Illustration time! I'd like to make guy friends on here too because I'm running a bit low on bullshit buddies, but here's how it always plays out in my head; "Hey bro, remember how I said i just wanted a dude to drink and play video games with? Yeahhhh, JK on that. Show me your butt."
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Someone get this guy a comb and a razor.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Allow me my mystery you overly curious skank of a website.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Microsoft Excel... It's how I make my money asshole. Update- no longer use Excel for money, but I do use it for fun. The love is that deep. Update 2 - Back to using it for money. I just couldn't stay away.

Beer. At a wholesale quantity

Thank god for them internets.

DVDs that replay instead of playing the menu music all night.

Buffets. Gotta keep my inner fatty happy.

ASMR videos. Makes me sleep like a baby.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why doesn't anyone have a corgi I can play with?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Looking for fellow drinkers and going from there. Occasionally sleeping if the week was silly stressful.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I cried my eyes out when Joyce died on Buffy.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
There's too much beer in your fridge. That or if movie night, game night, or really just any activity night seems like it needs one more person.