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32 M Indianapolis, IN

My Details

Last Online
Today – 3:31pm
5′ 9″ (1.76m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from space camp
Entertainment / Media
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I'm like a cross between the kid in Moonrise Kingdom, Howard Hughes, Ewan McGregor in Big Fish, and Jason Bourne, with a little touch of ninja. At least that's how I see me. My mom thinks I'm the kid from Home Alone. Still.

I look different in all of my pictures. It's because I am a spy. I feel like I can tell you anything on the interwebs.

I grew up on a grain farm in North Dakota 10 miles away from a town of 100 people. "Is there anything to DO when you grow up at a place like that?!" Yes. We drink and fuck. It's not much but it's what we had.

I am mainly on here looking for someone as ridiculous as me to hang out with for somewhere between 6 hours and 60 years.

I don't have a 'type' of woman. I appreciate women of all types. I enjoy active, independent, spontaneous, free spirited people. Good stock statement, I know. I will say that I appreciate and know a good woman when I see one. The things you say, things you do.. You are the mothers and keepers of the universe. You hold an incredibly powerful role and I appreciate every single one of you. And most of you are crazy.

I am ridiculous. My sister & my closest friends roll their eyes at me on a regular basis. I like to challenge thoughts and ideas, including my own. This usually involved litmus testing on people around me for comedic effect.

I won't go to church with my mother, and I won't go with you either. Unless you want to sneak in and be naughty in the bell tower.. That sounds fun.

If you were a sheltered child I'm sorry, and I'm not sure what I can do for you.

I am confident but not the in-your face-salesman type. I go out of my way to avoid being seen as such. I'm INFP I think. Despite being an introvert daydreamer, I play an alpha role in my grown up job. My peers are old enough to be my parents. My quiet confidence is intimidating and I've got them all fooled into thinking I know wtf I'm doing. I suppose I do.

I am a proficient traveller. I travel for work and then some more for personal trips. I sort of live in DC/Balt, Indy, and more and more Portland. (Run away! He's never here!)

I am efficient. Almost too efficient. I connect best with people who remind me to stop and smell the roses.

I recently started taking flying lessons (in an airplane, in the sky). It's been a lifelong dream for me to fly. I think it is one of the most amazing things we have accomplished and refined as a species. I wish I'd started 10 years ago. It has changed my life.

The last year has been the most consistent practice of exercise and healthy eating in my life. It feels really good and grown up, which is strange. I can cook! Who knew? I'm creative enough to actually cook things that impress people.

I manage live events for a living. I work from home but travel for the events. I was away from home 145 nights in '13. It takes the right woman to swing with that. I think the right people make it work. Travel experiences are good for your psyche and perspective. I won't change.

Favorites cities are NYC/NOLA/SF/Denver/Chicago/Portland/DC/Minneapolis.

turn ons:
nice ass (I just added this so you won't think I'm strange or something)
What I’m doing with my life
Zumba and water aerobics. Sometimes Richard Simmons workouts on VHS. Not taking quizzes seriously. If forced to be serious I'm trying to decide what I want to be when I grow up, while working very hard and being successful in the meantime. I feel when I find out what I want to be when I grow up it'll be a gig that is seen as lesser than the job I have now from today's perspective of personal metrics. Like a beach bum or an air tour pilot.
I’m really good at
Thinking about what I have to do tomorrow
Listening and providing life feedback and advise for anybody but myself.
Operating large machines
The first things people usually notice about me
Dimples. My hair is unruly when I let it grow. Some are intimidated by my quiet studying of them. I think I'm more funny in person. Right now I'm talking to a computer with my fingers, to try to explain to strangers just who the hell I am, which is just odd no matter how you skin it.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
All of those things are awful and I'm offended. OR, how about this list is better discussed and discovered together in person.
The six things I could never do without
Experiences - life's elixir
Guitars - so sexy, one day I want to have a wall in my basement with 100 guitars on it.
Airplanes - I want a hangar full of airplanes. 10 is prob enough
(Aside from the guitars and airplanes, I'm not materialistic.. I believe in collecting experiences, not things)
Shoes -I don't know how they did it without shoes
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Kittens and airplanes. Birds and bees.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
If you read this and saw humor in it. Or realize that my skeaziness is just a ploy to fend off the weak-at-heart.. Adventure?