I look different in all of my pictures. It's because I am a spy. I feel like I can tell you anything on the interwebs.
I grew up on a grain farm in North Dakota 10 miles away from a town of 100 people. "Is there anything to DO when you grow up at a place like that?!" Yes. We drink and fuck. It's not much but it's what we had.
I am mainly on here looking for someone as ridiculous as me to hang out with for somewhere between 6 hours and 60 years.
I don't have a 'type' of woman. I appreciate women of all types. I enjoy active, independent, spontaneous, free spirited people. Good stock statement, I know. I will say that I appreciate and know a good woman when I see one. The things you say, things you do.. You are the mothers and keepers of the universe. You hold an incredibly powerful role and I appreciate every single one of you. And most of you are crazy.
I am ridiculous. My sister & my closest friends roll their eyes at me on a regular basis. I like to challenge thoughts and ideas, including my own. This usually involved litmus testing on people around me for comedic effect.
I won't go to church with my mother, and I won't go with you either. Unless you want to sneak in and be naughty in the bell tower.. That sounds fun.
If you were a sheltered child I'm sorry, and I'm not sure what I can do for you.
I am confident but not the in-your face-salesman type. I go out of my way to avoid being seen as such. I'm INFP I think. Despite being an introvert daydreamer, I play an alpha role in my grown up job. My peers are old enough to be my parents. My quiet confidence is intimidating and I've got them all fooled into thinking I know wtf I'm doing. I suppose I do.
I am a proficient traveller. I travel for work and then some more for personal trips. I sort of live in DC/Balt, Indy, and more and more Portland. (Run away! He's never here!)
I am efficient. Almost too efficient. I connect best with people who remind me to stop and smell the roses.
I recently started taking flying lessons (in an airplane, in the sky). It's been a lifelong dream for me to fly. I think it is one of the most amazing things we have accomplished and refined as a species. I wish I'd started 10 years ago. It has changed my life.
The last year has been the most consistent practice of exercise and healthy eating in my life. It feels really good and grown up, which is strange. I can cook! Who knew? I'm creative enough to actually cook things that impress people.
I manage live events for a living. I work from home but travel for the events. I was away from home 145 nights in '13. It takes the right woman to swing with that. I think the right people make it work. Travel experiences are good for your psyche and perspective. I won't change.
Favorites cities are NYC/NOLA/SF/Denver/Chicago/Portland/DC/Minneapolis.
nice ass (I just added this so you won't think I'm strange or something)