I dance to bring the rain. You're welcome.
I drive in torrential downpours to chase it away. You're welcome.
My spirit animal is the octopus. We are elusive, shy, ever multitasking, and amazingly tasty.
I'm part soccer hooligan, and euro trash with dash of latin romantic in there for good measure. I'm a modest blend of the manly and the frou frou. I carve wicked lines on racetracks to the beat of a boxster engine... but I have entirely more sets of sheets than any man has a right to own. 400 thread count? PuH-lees.
I have owned businesses, and I have toiled endlessly 40-60 hour workweeks in hell jobs till I earned my dreamjob. I fell into it, literally, and though dream jobs don't pay much, nothing comes close to going to work with a smile on your face. Benefits are nice too.
I'm very active and very health conscious. I rarely like to stay at home and never turn down biking, kayaking, or a game of anything (volleyball being a favorite). That is in addition to my normal workout routines. I don't skip leg day, ever.
I learned unconditional loyalty from my pets, and what it means to care for and nurture. Also what it means to love something and hate it so much at the same time.
If you don't think men acting like a gentlemen anymore, its probably because you're not acting like a lady. Respect is given, not a right by virtue of an extra chromosome. Act accordingly.
Friend surveys reveal that 1 out of 8 statements I make are shocking. 2 out of 8 are collected and insightful, and 4 out of 8 are dick and fart jokes. Math is not my bitch, she is my dominatrix. Ow.
I have no filter. I do not lie. Please be sure that the question you ask, has an answer you really want to hear. I do not self-edit. Even when nookie is on the line.
Travel is a must. I'm not extravagant, I don't fly first class, but I'm not miserly either. I go to the places you've never even heard of. And I go see and do the things that clearly were not in the brochure and are run by the guys that would laugh if you asked if they were "certified" to do what they do.
I learned everything I know about love and a man's role in life from my parents. My esteem for them is second only to God.
Speaking of, I don't care much for organized religion. I have my faith, and but I walk my own path. I don't care what you believe in, so long as you believe in something.
This is my kung-fu...and it is strong.