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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–37
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Sep 2
5′ 11″ (1.81m)
Body Type
Graduated from university
Science / Engineering
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently), Italian (Okay), French (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I have degrees in both art and science. Which is to say, I can argue both ends of absurdity. Conversations with me tend to humorously devolve in very unstable ways. It's exciting. Tequila helps.

I dance to bring the rain. You're welcome.
I drive in torrential downpours to chase it away. You're welcome.

My spirit animal is the octopus. We are elusive, shy, ever multitasking, and amazingly tasty.

I'm part soccer hooligan, and euro trash with dash of latin romantic in there for good measure. I'm a modest blend of the manly and the frou frou. I carve wicked lines on racetracks to the beat of a boxster engine... but I have entirely more sets of sheets than any man has a right to own. 400 thread count? PuH-lees.

I have owned businesses, and I have toiled endlessly 40-60 hour workweeks in hell jobs till I earned my dreamjob. I fell into it, literally, and though dream jobs don't pay much, nothing comes close to going to work with a smile on your face. Benefits are nice too.

I'm very active and very health conscious. I rarely like to stay at home and never turn down biking, kayaking, or a game of anything (volleyball being a favorite). That is in addition to my normal workout routines. I don't skip leg day, ever.

I learned unconditional loyalty from my pets, and what it means to care for and nurture. Also what it means to love something and hate it so much at the same time.

If you don't think men acting like a gentlemen anymore, its probably because you're not acting like a lady. Respect is given, not a right by virtue of an extra chromosome. Act accordingly.

Friend surveys reveal that 1 out of 8 statements I make are shocking. 2 out of 8 are collected and insightful, and 4 out of 8 are dick and fart jokes. Math is not my bitch, she is my dominatrix. Ow.

I have no filter. I do not lie. Please be sure that the question you ask, has an answer you really want to hear. I do not self-edit. Even when nookie is on the line.

Travel is a must. I'm not extravagant, I don't fly first class, but I'm not miserly either. I go to the places you've never even heard of. And I go see and do the things that clearly were not in the brochure and are run by the guys that would laugh if you asked if they were "certified" to do what they do.

I learned everything I know about love and a man's role in life from my parents. My esteem for them is second only to God.

Speaking of, I don't care much for organized religion. I have my faith, and but I walk my own path. I don't care what you believe in, so long as you believe in something.

This is my kung-fu...and it is strong.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a 3D Post Production and VFX specialist for an aerospace company. I get to make science fiction movies all day...and I love what I do. I moonlight as a tango instructor on the weekends, the rest of the time I'm exploring any number of hobbies: drone construction, woodshop, making the perfect mohito, photography, designing video games.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
losing my keys.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm quick on my feet, easy with a smile.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I'm not a huge geek...but I do have a lot of nerdy interests. I hardly ever get the time to sit down and watch TV, so the moment I can just lie on the couch and watch southpark, futurama, family guy or the simpsons...thats heaven. Bobs burgers and rick & mortu are "new" favorites.

I'm very adventurous with food, but you can pretty much never go wrong with fish as far as I'm concerned. Cephalopods are my favorite. Dear God I love dem buggars so much.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game. Gotta go to space. Spaaaace....
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I'm not a club guy. I'm not a bar guy. On a Friday night, I'm usually relaxing at home to a movie or catching up with a friend or two. Drinks and a silly movie with company. That can be more fun than one would otherwise expect. Just gotta get the noodle to unwind or my weekend is shot you know?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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No scary movies. Artists have overactive imaginations, especially at night.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Please message me if:
- You love photography
- You can hold a conversation
- You're not afraid to speak your mind
- you're an amazon (you know who you are)
- BONUS if you're a nerd (say it loud say it proud)
- empty profiles will be judged. Harshly.