Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I have degrees in both art and science. Which is to say, I can
argue both ends of absurdity. Conversations with me tend to
humorously devolve in very unstable ways. It's exciting. Tequila
I dance to bring the rain. You're welcome.
I drive in torrential downpours to chase it away. You're
My spirit animal is the octopus. We are elusive, shy, ever
multitasking, and amazingly tasty.
I'm part soccer hooligan, and euro trash with dash of latin
romantic in there for good measure. I'm a modest blend of the manly
and the frou frou. I carve wicked lines on racetracks to the beat
of a boxster engine... but I have entirely more sets of sheets than
any man has a right to own. 400 thread count? PuH-lees.
I have owned businesses, and I have toiled endlessly 40-60 hour
workweeks in hell jobs till I earned my dreamjob. I fell into it,
literally, and though dream jobs don't pay much, nothing comes
close to going to work with a smile on your face. Benefits are nice
I'm very active and very health conscious. I rarely like to stay at
home and never turn down biking, kayaking, or a game of anything
(volleyball being a favorite). That is in addition to my normal
workout routines. I don't skip leg day, ever.
I learned unconditional loyalty from my pets, and what it means to
care for and nurture. Also what it means to love something and hate
it so much at the same time.
If you don't think men acting like a gentlemen anymore, its
probably because you're not acting like a lady. Respect is given,
not a right by virtue of an extra chromosome. Act
Friend surveys reveal that 1 out of 8 statements I make are
shocking. 2 out of 8 are collected and insightful, and 4 out of 8
are dick and fart jokes. Math is not my bitch, she is my
I have no filter. I do not lie. Please be sure that the question
you ask, has an answer you really want to hear. I do not self-edit.
Even when nookie is on the line.
Travel is a must. I'm not extravagant, I don't fly first class, but
I'm not miserly either. I go to the places you've never even heard
of. And I go see and do the things that clearly were not in the
brochure and are run by the guys that would laugh if you asked if
they were "certified" to do what they do.
I learned everything I know about love and a man's role in life
from my parents. My esteem for them is second only to God.
Speaking of, I don't care much for organized religion. I have my
faith, and but I walk my own path. I don't care what you believe
in, so long as you believe in something.
This is my kung-fu...and it is strong.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a 3D Post Production and VFX specialist for an aerospace
company. I get to make science fiction movies all day...and I love
what I do. I moonlight as a tango instructor on the weekends, the
rest of the time I'm exploring any number of hobbies: drone
construction, woodshop, making the perfect mohito, photography,
designing video games.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm quick on my feet, easy with a smile.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I'm not a huge geek...but I do have a lot of nerdy interests. I
hardly ever get the time to sit down and watch TV, so the moment I
can just lie on the couch and watch southpark, futurama, family guy
or the simpsons...thats heaven. Bobs burgers and rick & mortu
are "new" favorites.
I'm very adventurous with food, but you can pretty much never go
wrong with fish as far as I'm concerned. Cephalopods are my
favorite. Dear God I love dem buggars so much.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Space...space. Gotta go to space. Spaaaace....
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I'm not a club guy. I'm not a bar guy. On a Friday night, I'm
usually relaxing at home to a movie or catching up with a friend or
two. Drinks and a silly movie with company. That can be more fun
than one would otherwise expect. Just gotta get the noodle to
unwind or my weekend is shot you know?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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No scary movies. Artists have overactive imaginations, especially
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Please message me if:
- You love photography
- You can hold a conversation
- You're not afraid to speak your mind
- you're an amazon (you know who you are)
- BONUS if you're a nerd (say it loud say it proud)
- empty profiles will be judged. Harshly.
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