Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Two Words: Laid. Back. I live a stress-free life; worries,
problems, doubts all crash against me and then flow away like waves
on a beach. Drama doesn't happen to me, (I don't know why) it just
doesn't. I'm cool with everyone and they're cool with me. I have
fun all day every day.
I'm in L.A. for a few weeks teaching a summer program for talented
kids on the LMU campus. I'm New in town and I've still got a lot to
see and a lot to do. Tell me your favorite place to go or favorite
thing to do, and I'll gladly take you on an adventure there, or we
can explore someplace random you've never been.
I spend my time Rock-Climbing, Slacklining, Hanging with my
friends, Riding my Harley, running/biking/playing sports, or just
hanging out and reading books, or watching movies.
I love the outdoors and go camping, hiking, and backpacking
whenever I can.
I'm not really expecting to find true love on the internet, but
this sounded like fun, and fun is what I'm all about. I figured I
could probably meet some pretty awesome people here, so hit me up
if you're awesome, and we can be awesome together.
Final disclaimer: I am in an open relationship. what that means
is... I am not going to get overly attached and ask you to marry me
on the second date. I am not going to be so desperate to get laid I
creep you the fuck out by sending you dick picks while you're
trying to eat breakfast. I am not going to try that hard to impress
you. Either you dig me or you don't, I'm still a happy man at the
end of the day. If you view any or all of the above as positive
then please send me a message.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Ok ok, I didn't really graduate from Space Camp, but how was I
supposed to say no to that option? I just graduated from IU with a
degree in Geology and Biology. Looking to get into a grad program
in Paleontology, or get a job in Geology.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm really good at doing whatever the fuck I feel like, and making
myself happy. Also I can procrastinate anything, forever.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I dunno, man. They never say "Nice to meet you Corbin, here's the
first three things I noticed about you.."
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Come, read my Library. We can listen to my music. I'd love to know
what you think of my Films, we can even pirate more together. Maybe
I'll even cook you dinner. This is how we get to know eachother.
This *points all around to the little blue and white boxes all over
the website* is not.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I could honestly get by with nothing. I've dabbled in minimalism
and survivalism. So I guess I just list some stuff I'd be really
bummed to lose..
A body that does what I want, when I want. Its a high performance
engine, currently running at max rpm, and I should probably take
better care of it.
My extremely tight-knit friends; they're the scum of the earth,
social deviants, and all super sexy. I love them.
Books. Lots of books
My Harley. Its not "my baby" or some shit like a lot of guys say.
It's a wild fucking animal that I have harnessed but not tamed. It
wants to kill me, but don't worry, I won't let it (or you if you
ever end up on the back)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What life would be like if I had a clone of myself
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
chilling with my friends at home, or at the bars. Maybe seeing a
band or crashing a house party. Out on the town with a member of
the finer sex perhaps.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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When I talk/think to myself (like we all do) I call myself
Ex. "Dude you gotta get up for class."
"Nah Dude, its Arbor Day. That's like a national holiday, it's
probably cancelled *snooze*"
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You've got the balls to start a conversation. otherwise just wait,
I'll find your profile eventually. maybe. if I don't get distracted
by how awesome my life is.
Who are you looking for?
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